Category: Dirty SMS

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

Ya Enu Bitha Ya Menu

chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 larki ko baba je
nay goud may bitha lia.
kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli
“ya enu bitha ya menuu”

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya,

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi,

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga,………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

Balatkar Story

Balatkar Story

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Sunne ke lye kisi Gande Friend se contact karo,

Main aisa admi nahi…….

Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar

Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar.

Ayesha Takia Never Become A Teacher

Question: Why could Ayesha Takia never become a teacher???
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Answer: Cuz every time she would move to write on the board, the wordsw would get rubbed without Duster: P =D

If U Get It Dn hit like..else pogo dekho ;p

***Aisha Takia is Indian Actress who having Big B00bs***

Ladka Ladki Ko Ek Hotel Main

Ladka ladki ko dinner ke liye ek hotel me le gya.

ladki ne khane me bohut mehange item ordr kiye.

ladka:  kbhi baap k sath bhi itne mehange item ordr kiye hai?

ladki: Nahi, Q K papa dinner k baad meri g-a-n-d nahi maarte.