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May 24 2013

Kiss Kar K Bhag Jata Hay

Larki:
Ammi ye Parosi ka Larka Jab bhi Moka milta hai
mujhy Kiss kar K Bhag jata hay, 

Ammi Muskurai, or Boli:
Bara Harami hai
Bilkul apny Baap par gaya hai.!! face-smile-big.png

May 30 2013

Latest Funny Jokes

Beta: Ammi kya pasand ki shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz ho jate hain?

Maa: Tu yakinan kisi churail k chakar main hoga,
or ye sub tujhy usi daaien ny kaha hoga,
ye aaj ki larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany main lagi rehti hain,
jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen,
beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi….

Beta: Ammi aisa kuch nahi wo to abbu bta rahy thy k ap dono ki pasand ki shadi thi.

May 30 2013

Aaj Thappar Day Hai

‘Happy Thappar Day’ :P

Aaj Thappar Day hai,
Aapko qasam hai,
Jo is time apke sath betha hai, Usey rakh ke thapar marye:P :D

Ammi Abu k siwa ♥

Enjoy this Day
LAGA DE Na :P ;)

May 30 2013

Veena Malik

Jb pehle dafa college jane lagi to ammi ne advise ki k Meri tarha kuch ban k nikalna,

main ne ye baat pallu se bandh li,

Aur “Maa” bn k hi nikli..

Veena Malik.

May 30 2013

Dada Or Dadi Ne Apni Jwani K Dino

Dada or dadi ne apni jwani k dino

ko phir se yad kar k manane ka socha

unho ne fesla kia k ham phir darya k kinare milenge

dada suba jaldi uth kr tayyar ho kr gulab le kr

kinare pr poanch gye kafi dair ho gae dadi nai ae

to dada gusse se gar aye or kaha tm ae Q nai to

dadi ne shrmate howe kaha ammi ne ane nai diya.

May 30 2013

Maa Beta Sms

MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..?

BETA : Parh rha hu Maa..

MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh raha hai meri Jaan …?

BETA : apni Jaan k messages,ammi jan :-D

May 30 2013

Insan Ki 5 Maa Hoti Hein

Insan(Ki .5.MAA

Hoti hn

1apKi apni maa

2NANI MAA

3DADI MAA

4SAAS-U MAA

5wo jis

K

Bary Me

AMMI Raat Ko Kehti hn

Ye 12bajay Teri Kon si MAA ka fone ata hai.

May 30 2013

Humsafar Main Asher Ko Sab

Kid: Uncle ye lain mithai ammi aur baji nay bejwai hai.

Uncle: Achaa, Waise kis khusi main beta?

Kid: Wo HUMSAFAR main Asher ko sab such pata chal gaya hy…!!

May 30 2013

Naughty Faraz Sms

Wah Faraz Wah.!

Ankhon Me Nami Thi

Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi

Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki

Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi
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Nava Siyapa Pay Gia Yaar…

May 24 2013

I’ll Climb The Tallest Mountain

Boy: I’ll climb da tallest mountain,

swim da deepest ocean, walk on hot coal, jst 4 u

Girl:Can u snd me balance?

Boy: Abi to barish hy ammi niklne nai dengi..