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May 23 2013

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

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Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.  So love the people who treat you right.  Love the ones who don’t because you can.  Believe everthing happens for a reason.  If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.  If it changes your life, let it.  Forgive quickly.  God never said life would be easy.  He just said it would be worth it.

May 30 2013

Yours Loving Mosquito

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

“MOSQUITO”

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Dec 19 2013

Right Now Be Careful Funny English Jokes

Right Now Be Careful Funny English Jokes

Funny Sentence Written
On The T Shirt Of A Beautiful Girl
Walking On Side Of The Road:

“You Are Not Looking At
The Road Right Now,
Be Careful..!” ;)

May 30 2013

Funny Day 4 Al Frndz

Funny day 4 al frndz

Khecho doston ki tang;)

By givng a funny title

Boriat ka barod

Masti maker

Mehfil ki jaan

chamchi

Bak bak bakri

Sab ki fvrt

Dancing doll

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

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<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

May 30 2013

Nahi Bapu Mai To Is Bar

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,
kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

May 30 2013

Funny Sms In Hindi 2011

Hindi Funny Sms 2011

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 Glas Pani de do
PAPA: Khud uth k pe Lo
BOY: Plz de do na,
PAPA: Ab manga to thapar maron ga,
BOY: Thapar marne Aao to Paani Lete Aana.

May 30 2013

English Funny Sms 2011

Funny Sms In English 2011

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

May 30 2013

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
DON:
0300-8075699

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

May 30 2013

Urdu Funny Sms

Urdu Funny Sms

2 Dost

Year 1978

A= Yaar yeah light kab jati ha?

B= Pata nahe? Shaid saal main aik baar!!!

Year 1988

A= Yaar yeah light keon jati ha???

B= Pata nahe? Shaid Transformer badaltay hain.

Year 2009

A= Yaar yeah Light kab aey ge???

B= Jab hamaray Ilagay ke aaey ge! to tumharay ilaaqay ke aaey ge.

Year 2015

A= Yaar yeah light aaey ge aaj???

B= Nahe Aaj Multan main ha! Lahore ke bari kal hai!!!

Year 2020

A= Suana ha puranay waqton main Pakistan main bhe Light hua karti the???

B= So Ja Light White kuch nahe hua karti!!!

Sab tumhara waham ha.

Yeah ha hamara Pakistan!!!