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May 30 2013

Nahi Bapu Mai To Is Bar

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,
kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

May 24 2013

Muje Tmhari Shakal Yad Nhi

“BADLA”
.
1 Foji Ki
Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
.
“Tum se Acha He
Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
.
Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do”
.
Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
.
‘Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi:

May 30 2013

Mene Bohat Se Dost Bnaye

Mene bohat se DOST bnaye

Kuch boht khaas

Kuch boht pyare

1-2 se to muje MOHABT b boht thi

Kuch shehr chor gaye

To kisi ne ghar badal lia

Kisi ne muje chor dia or kisi ko mene

Kuch doston se rabta hai,kuch se nahi

Koi apni ana ki waja se rabta nhi karta

Kahin meri ana muje rokti hai

Wo sub jese b hen,jahan bhe hen

Main ab b unhe chahta hun

Q k mene un k sath zindgi k yadgar din guzare hain..

“LOVE U FRIENDS”

“I MISS YOU”

May 28 2013

Durga Puja Badhai

Durga Puja Badhai

Badhai ho bapu ki.. bari himmat hay jo teri tarah k dump duffer buchey ko bardasht kar rahey hain ab tuk.. bapu ki azmat ko salam
“..*¤Happy Badhai Day¤*..”

May 30 2013

Molvi Se Kisi Ne Poocha

molvi se kisi ne poocha

“Halwa khaen gay ya murghi?”

Molvi:

“Allah tujhe aisay hi preshan kray,

jesay tu ne muje preshani me dal dia hai.

May 30 2013

Ek Bacha Rotey Hove Apni Maa Se

MODERN CHILD

Ek Bacha Rotey hove: Apni Maa Se

Papa Ne Muje Kiss Nahi Kia

Maa:Beta aap Ne “ABC” Nahi Sunai Hogi…?

Beta:To ap kon sa roz “ABC” sunati hO..

May 30 2013

Express News Wali Lrki

Muje to Express News Wali lrki sy dar lagta hai “faraz”

Kehti Hai:

“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain”..

Tauba .. Tauba:

May 30 2013

Express News Wali Lrki

Muje to Express News Wali lrki sy dar lagta hai “faraz”

Kehti Hai:

“Jo Sab Chupatay Hain, Wo Hum Dikhatay Hain”..

Tauba .. Tauba:

May 30 2013

Bacha Paida Hote Hi Cheekha

Bacha paida Hote hi cheekha:

Muje kuch nazar nhi Araha Main Andha hon.

Nurse: Chup kar kambakhat

Light Nhi Hai!

Bacha: O teri! Paksitan men Paida Hogaya…

May 28 2013

Girl Bas B Karo

Girl

bas b karo.

Boy

kuch nahi hota

Girl

kisi ne dekh liya to

Boy

kuch nahi hoga

bas tum sidhi raho

or

khol k rakho

Girl

bas bht ho gia

ab me or nahin karvaon gi

Boy

Plz

thora sa aur kar lene do

Boy

Thanks

agar aaj tum muje paper na karwati

to main fail ho jata

21 Topon ka salam ap ki soch ko…………..?