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May 30 2013

Bacha Darwaze Ki Bell Bajane Ki Koshish

bacha darwaze ki bell bajane ki koshish kar rha tha

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell baja di or bole Beta or kuch?

Bacha: baba g hun nassoo …

May 30 2013

Bacha Paida Hote Hi Cheekha

Bacha paida Hote hi cheekha:

Muje kuch nazar nhi Araha Main Andha hon.

Nurse: Chup kar kambakhat

Light Nhi Hai!

Bacha: O teri! Paksitan men Paida Hogaya…

May 30 2013

Bacha Apni Maa Se

Bacha Apni Maa Se:Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain

Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb?

Bacha:Bahir Khara”KULFI” Bech Raha Hai Garmi Main Bechara…

May 30 2013

Ek Bacha Rotey Hove Apni Maa Se

MODERN CHILD

Ek Bacha Rotey hove: Apni Maa Se

Papa Ne Muje Kiss Nahi Kia

Maa:Beta aap Ne “ABC” Nahi Sunai Hogi…?

Beta:To ap kon sa roz “ABC” sunati hO..

May 30 2013

Aik Bacha Park Mai Bench Pe Betha

aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
pas bethi 1 orat boli:
jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
boy:
nahi,
wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

May 30 2013

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hai Toh Sara Khandan

Jub bachcha paida hota hai tou saray khandaan

walay usay dekhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

“Meray betay ka chehra tou meray pay gaya hai.”

Chacha kehta hai:

“is ke haath paon tou bilkul meray par gaye hain.”

Maa kehti hai:

“iss ki naak meray pay gayi hai.”

Mamu kehta hai:

“iss ke kaan meray par gaye hain.”

Phir jub wohi bacha bara ho kar Larkiyn phansata

ha tou saray khandan walay kehtay han:

“Pta nai haramzada kis pa gaya h?

May 30 2013

Garmi Sms

Garmi Sms

Shehri bacha: Papa aaj boht garmi hy.

Papa:Hum aaj hi A/C lagwa len ge.

Pandu bacha:Abba aj kini garmi ey.

Abba: ja kanjra tind karwa k aa.

May 28 2013

Eid Mubarak Poetry Happy Eid Poetry

Eid Mubarak Poetry, Happy Eid Poetry

Pholon ko jis trha bhanwre milte hyn
Aao is “eid” pe hum b kahin milte hyn
Apni is chahat ko
Pyar bari rafaqat ko
Sachi lagan ka rang dete hyn,
Dunia k liye apni mohbat ko misal krte hyn
Rawani k liye jese darya samandar me khud ko pamal krte hyn
Phool jese gulshan se wafa nibane hr bar nikalte hyn
Aao is eid pe hum b kahin milte hyn …

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Arz Kia Hai?
Zara Ghor Farmaiiye

Arz Kia Hai
Eid Eid Karte Kiun Karte Ho
Eid Bhi Aajayegi

Kia?
Eid Eid Karte Kiun Ho
Eid Bhi Aajayegi

Ramzan Ke Pure Rozay Rakho
Aqal Thikane Aajayegi

May 25 2013

Best Sms

Best Sms

MomBati

K Andr

ka Dhaga

Bola:

Jalta To

Main Hon

Tum Kiu

Pighalti

ho?

Tb

Mombati

Boli:

Jis

Ko

DIL

Men

Basaya

Ho

Wo

Takleef

Me

Ho

To

Aansoo

To

Nikalte

Hi Hein.

May 30 2013

Sacha Waqia Hai

;-(Plz delet mat krna srf 1 bar parrh len,

Ye 100% sacha waqia hai,

DG Khan me ek farm pe 1 bhains ne bacha dia jis ne peda hoty hi kaha,

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Bhaaaaaaaaan