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May 24 2013

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu, English, Hindi Jokes, Sms, Messages and Poetries

1.
april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

2.
april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

3.
april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 24 2013

April Fool Sms Jokes In Hindi

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

May 30 2013

Hindi Jokes

Eik Naik admi Jiski Adat thi K Wo Rastay Mai Milnay Walay Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta tha.

Per 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dainay K Bajaye Usay Galiyan Deta.

Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz Salam Karta.

1 Din Ussay Kisi Nay Pocha K:

Wo Shakhs Har Roz apko Bura Bhala Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Ussay Salam Q Kartay Ho?

Us Naik Insan ne Jawab Diya:

Us Ki Beti Se Mera Chakkar Hai Yaar

Moral: Her msg Islami nahi hota.

May 24 2013

April Fool Jokes Hindi

Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY

May 28 2013

Double Meaning Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut
dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi
or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe
lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

advice sms, advice messages, advice jokes, advice wishes, advice text, urdu advice jokes, hindi advice jokes, english advice jokes, urdu advice messages, advice funny poetry.

Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 30 2013

Hindi Exam Sms Text Messages In Hindi

Hindi Exam Sms Text Messages In Hindi

प्रश्न: क्या है बेटा था सरगना
उसके पिता बताओ, जब वह अपनी परीक्षा विफल रही है?

जवाब: पिताजी, वे मुझे 3 घंटे के लिए पूछताछ की
लेकिन मैं कुछ भी उन्हें कभी नहीं बताया.

May 30 2013

Irritating Sms Jokes

Dost Raat bahut ho gai hy or Suraj b Sar pe hy Fan b band hy phir b Sardi lag rhi hy Paseene se bura hal ho chuka hy Main abhi bike start kr k taxi mein beth kr Rikshaw se utar k Bus waly ko kiraya de k Station ja rha hun Dost ki Flight hy wo Dubai se aa rha hy usko Pakistan jana hy or Cycle b Puncture ho gai hy Petrol mil gaya to Ghora gaari mein baith jaon ga wesy Aj paidal chalne mai mza a rha hy

FARIG logon ko kch b bhej do parhen gy zaroor;-).