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May 30 2013

Sadar Bush Ki Film Joota Tera Or Muu Mera Ki Kamyabi K Baad

Sadar Bush Ki Film “Joota Tera or Muu Mera” Ki Kamyabi K Baad,

Pakistan me Pehli Baar

Sadar Zardari La Rahy hen,

Apki Khidmat Me

” Muu Daisi or Joota Perdaisi “

Jald A Rahi Hy !

0nly 0n newz channalS

Khabardar

Film Dekhne Sy Pehly Tax dena Na Bhoolen

Wazarat e Loot-maar, Sadarat-e-chor bazari.am

May 30 2013

2 Nalaik Exam Ke Baad

2 Nalaik Exam ke baad:

1st:

Ye paper konsa tha?

2nd:

Maths ka

1st:

Mtlb tu paper kr k aaya hai?

2nd:

Nai yaar! Sath wali lrki k paas Calculator dekha tha:-).

May 24 2013

Larka Larki Or Nafsiyat

Eik Larke Ne Eik Khubsorat Larki Ko Akelay Cafe Main Betha Dekha
1 Ghanta Ghorne Ke Baad Akhir Woh Larki Ke Table Par Gaya Aur Kaha
“Kia Main App K Sath Baith Sakta Hun.
Larki (CHILAI):
Nahe Main Aaj Raat Tumhare Sath Nahe Guzaar Sakti.
Cafe Ke Sub Log Larkay Ko Dekhne Lage Tu Wo Sharminda Ho Gaya.
Kuch Mints Ke Baad Larki Chal Kar Is Ke Table Par Gai Aur Is Say Mafi Mangi. Aur Kaha Ke Main NAFSIYAT Ki Student Hun Aur Parh Rahi Hun Ke Log Sharminda Hone Ke Baad Kaisa MEHSOOS Karte Hain.
Larka (CHILAYA)
KIA? 10 Hazaar Rupay Eik Rat Ke Lo Gi ? Sab larki ko dekine lage
Larka ahista Se bola le Ab MEHSOOS Kar.

May 24 2013

Mubarak Ho Apko Baisakhi Ki

Sunhari dhoop barsaat ke baad,
Thodi si khushi har baat ke baad,
Mubarak ho apko Baisakhi ki subah aaj raat ke baad
Happy Baisakhi!!

May 28 2013

Sweet Dua Sms

Mere__Rab

Tu__Rehmaan

Tu__Raheem

Tu__Ghafoor

Tu__Razzaq

Tu__Kareem

Tu__Qadir

Tu__Qadeer

Tu__Muqtadir

Tu__Ghaffar

Tu__Wahab

Tu__Noor

Tu__Malik

Tu__Qudoos

AEY! Mere__RAB rehmat__farma Mere__Maa__Baap par__Mere__ Asatza__par

Mere__Behan__ Bhaiyon__par

Mere__Aziz Ristedaron__par Mere__Doston par__or__us__par bhi__jis__ne__ye Dua__likhi,

jis__ne__parhi,

jis__ne__suni__or

jis__ne__ hasb_e_tofeeq aagay__bheji

(Aameen)

(Summa Aameen) Aslama_O_Alikum

May 30 2013

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
DON:
0300-8075699

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

May 28 2013

Islamic Dua Sms

Ay__Parwardigar

Tu__Rehmaan

Tu__Raheem

Tu__Ghafoor

Tu__Razzaq

Tu__Kareem

Tu__Qadir

Tu__Qadeer

Tu__Muqtadir

Tu__Ghaffar

Tu__Wahab

Tu__Noor

Tu__Malik

Tu__Qudoos

AEY! Mere__RAB rehmat__farma Mere__Maa__Baap par__Mere__ Asatza__par

Mere__Behan__ Bhaiyon__par

Mere__Aziz Rishtadaron__par Mere__Doston par__or__us__par bhi__jis__ne__ye Dua__likhi,

jis__ne__parhi,

jis__ne__suni

May 30 2013

Lady Teacher Aasman Se Farishte Atay Hain

Lady teacher:

Asman se frishtay atay hain or apko choty choty behan bhai gift kartay hain..

Bacha 2nd bachy say: kee khyal ay Miss nu asal gal ds na daiye ;) :)

May 30 2013

Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen

Dar Badr Ki Saza Se Darty Hen,

Khushk Patay Hen Hwa Se Drtay Hen,

Aandhion Se kAbHi MUhABbAt Thi HUMIen,

Ab To Baad-e-Saba Se Dartay Hain,

Nafraton Ne Wo Lazzatein Bakhshin,

Chahat Jesi Bala Se Dartay Hain,

Logon k Karam Hain Itnay,

~ Faraz ~

Zindagi ki Dua Se Dartay Hain…

May 30 2013

Shikasta Dil Hai Magar Milta Hon Har Aik Se Hans Kar

*-Shikasta Dil Hai Magar Milta Hon Har Aik Se Hans Kar,,,

* Dost *

*-Yehi Aik Fun Seekha Hai Bohat Kuch Kho dene Ke Baad,,,,,,,,,,,..