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May 30 2013

Chanda Mama So Gaye

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

May 30 2013

Bijli Sms

Bjli Sms

A girl to D0CT0R on phone:

mery bhai ko current laga Hay

me kya krun?

Doctor

Ap do nafal shukrany k ada karain

k

ap ki taraf light hey,,!

May 30 2013

Chand Lamhon Mein Exam Aa Jayega

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

May 30 2013

Thekedar Ka Beta

THEKEDAR Ka Beta:

Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye Aaj Aur Abhi

Papa:

Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahenay Lagtay hain

BETA:

Papa Aap to THAKEDAR ho

20,25 mazdoor Laga do.

May 30 2013

Filmi Style Love Letter

When i am your : Kareeb,There is only : Khamoshi,I want to speak : Dil se,that’s my kind of : Ishq,i want this to be : Gupt,as i always have : Darr,that i will loose you : Sajani,and that would be great : Sadma,i am your : Mr.aashique,but sometimes bit : Deewana,tell me : Hum aapke hain kaun,as i feel : Kuch kuch hota hai,in this : Duniya dilwalon ki,i told you : Maine pyar kiya,Maybe : Dil to pagal hai,because : Jab pyar kisise hota hai,the whole world appears as : Dushman,but anyway : Pyar to hona hi tha,but u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahi,but if u,want to become : Dulhan dilwale ki,then u must respond To this : Pukaar,And don’t mind because this is my: Style,i hope your answer is : Yes boss,And if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi gham,i don’t know what will b my: Anjaam

(Mehbooba Ka Reply)

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne” for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“? “Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you are a “Jaanwar” I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false. Who gave you the right to think you are my “Sajaan” and I am your ” Chandini“. How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“! If you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“. You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me. But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee” to every girl you see. “Ram Jaane” what I will do to you if I catch you. If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me. You are a “Kunwara” leading a “Rangeela” lifestyle, with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“. Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“. I am sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah“, and “Himmutvar“, you sound like a “Jungli” to me. You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1” however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“! I can not believe you think I will turn to you and say “Kaho Na Pyar Hai“! I’d much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you! Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you. “Dil Wale Dulanyah Ley Jayengey” you said, but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“! Don’t  you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their can’t be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it is always “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I am already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“. And he is no “Khal Nayak” like you. He is my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You will only end up causing an “Aflatoon”, because he is a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he will kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.

May 30 2013

Lady Teacher Aasman Se Farishte Atay Hain

Lady teacher:

Asman se frishtay atay hain or apko choty choty behan bhai gift kartay hain..

Bacha 2nd bachy say: kee khyal ay Miss nu asal gal ds na daiye ;) :)

May 29 2013

Eid Ul Adha 2011 Eid Ul Adha Sms Wishes 038 Greetings

  • Eid Ul Adha 2011  Sms – 1
    Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
    jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
    to samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
    Happy Eid Day
  • Eid Ul Adha 2011  Sms – 2
    When the sun has set, and day is done- I`ll break this chain,
    but only one. By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
    It`s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
  • Eid Ul Adha 2011  Sms – 3
    SendinG U WarM WisheS ON “EID-UL-ZUHA AnD WishinG THAT,
    IT BringS Your WeY EveR JOYS AND Happiness.
    Remember me in ur prayers.
  • Eid Ul Adha 2011  Sms – 4
    Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
    Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
    Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
    Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
    Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK
  • Eid Ul Adha 2011  Sms – 5
    Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
    Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
    Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
    Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.
  • Eid Ul Adha 2011  Sms – 6
    As Allah waters HIS Creation,
    May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous blessings over you
    and your beloved ones.(Aameen). **EID MUBARAK**
May 24 2013

Soot Bhot Acha Pehne Ha

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx “BHAI JAN”
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho

May 24 2013

Balance Bhejwa

Larki : Balance bhejwa
.
Larka : Paise Nahi
.
Larki : Kaise Nahi
.
Larka : Mehangai Hai
.
Larki :
Phir aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hai.

May 24 2013

Boys Vs Girls Jokes

Boys Vs Girls jokes

Classical Beizzati..!

Larka Thoker Lagny Se Gadhy K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,

Paas Se Guzarti Hui Larki Boli:

Barey Bhai K Paon Choo Rahy Ho?

Larka: G Bhabi.