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May 30 2013

Difference Between Wife And Saali

What is the difference b/w wife and saali? 

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..:p

May 28 2013

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya,

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi,

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga,………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

May 24 2013

Janam Din Badhai For Saali

Dear Saali

Janam Din ki bohat bohat badhai ho.

No doubt ye din mere lye special hai,

Kyon ke iss din meri pyar Saali ne Janam lya

May 30 2013

1 Admi K Ghar K Samne Gadha

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha

Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia,

“Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len”

Jawab mila “wahin dafan kar do”

us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:

“G Main Dafan karny lga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa to krni thee naa.:-)

May 30 2013

Jija Saali Sms

Jija apni Sali se:

Teri Behen Masroof hy, Zara Kaaky Noo Dudh Pila dy

Sali: Sorry Jee, Mera Dudh Nai Aanda

Jija: “Acha Waisay Show Shaa Tay Bari aY”

May 25 2013

Sweet Demand

Sweet Demand

Bcha apni Maa say pitny k bad ghar k bahr betha tha.

Papa ne pucha to Bola:

PAPA apki biwi k sath ab mera gzara ni ho skta Mje mri biwi chahye.

May 30 2013

Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd K Sath Ghoom Rhi Thi K

Ek Larki Apne Boyfrnd k sath Ghoom rhi thi k

achank larki ka Husband A gya Or Boy frand ko Marne lga


Maar Gadhe ko

Apni Biwi ko to Ghumata nhi

Dusron ki Biwi Ghumane le ata hy

Itne me Boy ko Josh aya or Wo Husband ko Marne lga


Maar Sale ko

na Khud Ghumata hy

na ksi or ko Ghmane dta h.

May 30 2013

Filmi Style Love Letter

When i am your : Kareeb,There is only : Khamoshi,I want to speak : Dil se,that’s my kind of : Ishq,i want this to be : Gupt,as i always have : Darr,that i will loose you : Sajani,and that would be great : Sadma,i am your : Mr.aashique,but sometimes bit : Deewana,tell me : Hum aapke hain kaun,as i feel : Kuch kuch hota hai,in this : Duniya dilwalon ki,i told you : Maine pyar kiya,Maybe : Dil to pagal hai,because : Jab pyar kisise hota hai,the whole world appears as : Dushman,but anyway : Pyar to hona hi tha,but u must know: Pyaar koi khail nahi,but if u,want to become : Dulhan dilwale ki,then u must respond To this : Pukaar,And don’t mind because this is my: Style,i hope your answer is : Yes boss,And if u say no then i know life is: Kabhi khushi kabhi gham,i don’t know what will b my: Anjaam

(Mehbooba Ka Reply)

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel “Hud Ker De Aapne” for “Hum Aapke Hai Kaun“? “Dil Chahta Hai” I should tell you I think you are a “Jaanwar” I have to tell you I know your “Mohabatein” are false. Who gave you the right to think you are my “Sajaan” and I am your ” Chandini“. How dare you look at me you “Coolie No1“! If you were here in front of me I’d hit you with my chapple so hard your head will spin with these “Yaadein“. You said “Kuch Kuch Hota Hai” every time you think of me. But I know you feel “Haseena Maan Jayegee” to every girl you see. “Ram Jaane” what I will do to you if I catch you. If you have any “Khauf” you will feel “Durr” from me. You are a “Kunwara” leading a “Rangeela” lifestyle, with friends saying “Chal Merey Bhai“. Spending all your nights on the “Sarak“. I am sure the “Sholay” in your heart you say burn for me. Is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking! Describing yourself as “Baadshah“, and “Himmutvar“, you sound like a “Jungli” to me. You say you want to make me your “Biwi No1” however I say you lack “Insaniyaat“! I can not believe you think I will turn to you and say “Kaho Na Pyar Hai“! I’d much rather kiss a “Bichoo” than go near you! Any of “Amer Akbar Anthony” would be better suited to me than you. “Dil Wale Dulanyah Ley Jayengey” you said, but I say your “Dil to Pagal Hai“! Don’t  you realise that “Andaz Apnna Appna” and that their can’t be no “Rishta” between us. We are like a “Mohra” in the game of life. And it is always “Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham“. The open “Fiza” with its changing weather is testament to that. So please leave it as “Akeelay Hum Akkeelay Tum“. Besides I am already engaged to a guy with “Roti Kapra Aur Makaan“. And he is no “Khal Nayak” like you. He is my real “Hero“. My real “Jivan Saathi“. And with him I really know “Yeah Raaste Hai Payar Ka“. And there can be no space in my “Zindagi” for anyone but him. You will only end up causing an “Aflatoon”, because he is a “Major Sahib” in the Army working on the “Border” and he will kill you if he finds out.
So save yourself from becoming the foundations of a “Deewar” and leave me alone.

May 30 2013

Chumma Sms

Bhikari ne awaj lagai- Babuji roti milegi..?
Andar se awaz aayi-Biwi ghar pe nahi hai…
Bhikari CHUMMA nahi manga,
Roti mangi hai…!

May 30 2013

Sheikh Sath Walo Se Zara Iodex Le Ao

Sheikh Sath walo se zara iodex le ao.

Biwi:Wo log nahi denge.

Sheikh: Han baray hi kanjoos aur kaminay log hain,





Chal almari vichu apni kadd lea.