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May 30 2013

Joke Of The Century Sms

Joke Of The Century Sms!

Agar next time America main sonaami aya tou, uska zimadar Osaama hoga Q K
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Osaama samundar main Hai..

May 30 2013

Mast Funny Joke

usy kaha tha

k 1 meter kapra

ziyada ly lo,

ab kehti ha

:meri phulan wali kurti

hoi wakhiyan to

tang wy………..

May 30 2013

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hai Toh Sara Khandan

Jub bachcha paida hota hai tou saray khandaan

walay usay dekhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

“Meray betay ka chehra tou meray pay gaya hai.”

Chacha kehta hai:

“is ke haath paon tou bilkul meray par gaye hain.”

Maa kehti hai:

“iss ki naak meray pay gayi hai.”

Mamu kehta hai:

“iss ke kaan meray par gaye hain.”

Phir jub wohi bacha bara ho kar Larkiyn phansata

ha tou saray khandan walay kehtay han:

“Pta nai haramzada kis pa gaya h?

May 30 2013

Faraz Poetry On Load Shedding

: Tu bar bar apni wafaon ki kahani na sunaya kar

“Chacha Faraz”

Ek tay light ni hondi, uton teray Ronay nai mukday..

May 25 2013

Funny Cricket Jokes On Misbah Ul Haq

Misbah Ul Haq Cricket Joke SMS in Urdu on Pakistani Cricketer Misbah Ul Haq

 

Maan ki Respect!

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail raha tha, us ne shot lagai, jis se parosi ke ghar ka sheesha toot gaya, Bache ki Maan ne bahar aa kar pyar se bache se kaha,
Beta aram se khela karo,
Uske baad bache na poori zindagi shot nahi lagai, Aaj us bache ko dunya
Misbah ul Haq ke naam se janti hai

 

 

Ek larki thi diwani si
IMRAN FARHAT pe wo marti thi,

Chori chori chupke chupke
ABDUL RAZZAQ ko sms karti thi,
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Nazrain ghuma k, sharma k
UMAR AKMAL se batain krti thi,

Kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k
Awais Zia se hansa karti thi,

Kuch kehna tha shayd us ko
Umar Gull se, per younis khan se janay Q darti thi,

Per aik din mili wo MISBAH ko akele mai aur

kaha k ?

Bhai,
Free hit pe b koi tuk tuk krta hai

–Feel kar misbab bisti ho rahi hai….chor de hamari jaan–

 

 

Mishab ul Haq jaan deyo,
Hun saadi waari aan deyo

From Real T20 Players

 

 

Concept Of CRICKETERS

AFRIDI: Do Or Die
SEHWAG: Do Before U Die
DRAVID: Don’t Die Until U Do &
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MISBAH: Do Tuk…. Tuk….Tuk… Tuk…. Until The Bowlers Die

May 25 2013

Urdu Or Hindi Buddha Jayanti/purnima Text Bhajans

Buddha Jayanti/Purnima Bhajans In Urdu Or Hindi

O ye who tread the Narrow Way
By Tophet-flare to Judgment Day,
Be gentle when the ‘heathen’ pray
To Buddha at Kamakura!

To him the Way, the Law, apart,
Whom Maya held beneath her heart,
Ananda’s Lord, the Bodhisat,
The Buddha of Kamakura.

For though he neither burns nor sees,
Nor hears ye thank your Deities,
Ye have not sinned with such as these,
His children at Kamakura.

Yet spare us still the Western joke
When joss-sticks turn to scented smoke
The little sins of little folk
That worship at Kamakura -

The grey-robed, gay-sashed butterflies
That flit beneath the Master’s eyes.
He is beyond the Mysteries
But loves them at Kamakura.

And whoso will, from Pride released,
Contemning neither creed nor priest,
May feel the Soul of all the East
About him at Kamakura.

Yea, every tale Ananda heard,
Of birth as fish or beast or bird,
While yet in lives the Master stirred,
The warm wind brings Kamakura.

Till drowsy eyelids seem to see
A-flower ‘neath her golden htee
The Shwe-Dagon flare easterly
From Burmah to Kamakura,

And down the loaded air there comes
The thunder of Thibetan drums,
And droned – “Om mane padme hums” -
A world’s-width from Kamakura.

Yet Brahmans rule Benares still,
Buddh-Gaya’s ruins pit the hill,
And beef-fed zealots threaten ill
To Buddha and Kamakura.

A tourist-show, a legend told,
A rusting bulk of bronze and gold,
So much, and scarce so much, ye hold
The meaning of Kamakura?

But when the morning prayer is prayed,
Think, ere ye pass to strife and trade,
Is God in human image made
No nearer than Kamakura?

May 24 2013

April Fools Quotes And Sayings

It Is The Ability To Take A Joke,
Not Make One,
That Proves You Have A Sense Of Humor.
~Max Eastman

May 24 2013

Best Quote On April Fool Day

Best quote on April Fool Day

The Aim Of A Joke Is Not To Degrade The Human Being,
But To Remind Him That He Is Already Degraded.

-George Orwell-