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May 30 2013

Dard Hi Dena Tha To

Dard hi dena tha to kisi aur tariqay se detey Faraz!

Sofay par sui rakhnay ki kya zarurat thi?
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ooeee maa.

May 30 2013

Veena Malik

Jb pehle dafa college jane lagi to ammi ne advise ki k Meri tarha kuch ban k nikalna,

main ne ye baat pallu se bandh li,

Aur “Maa” bn k hi nikli..

Veena Malik.

May 30 2013

Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko

Larka bus stop par larki ko tang kr raha tha

Larki: tery ghr mein koi maa, behn nhi ?

Boy: No

Girl: To ghr le chal na pagal, yahan time Q kharab kr raha hai?

May 30 2013

Funny Damad Sms

Dil or Dunya me sirf itna farq hai

k Is Dunya mei bht log rhte hen r Is dil Me Sirf

Meri maa

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Ka “damad” rehta ha!

hahaha.

May 30 2013

Shabeer Sms

Shabeer k baad us k baap k ghar koi aulad nahi hui

Q k w apne Maa baap se b kehta tha

“Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe “Shabeer To Dekhe Ga :;-)

May 30 2013

Jab Bacha Paida Hota Hai Toh Sara Khandan

Jub bachcha paida hota hai tou saray khandaan

walay usay dekhnay aatay hain.

Bachchay ka baap kehta hai:

“Meray betay ka chehra tou meray pay gaya hai.”

Chacha kehta hai:

“is ke haath paon tou bilkul meray par gaye hain.”

Maa kehti hai:

“iss ki naak meray pay gayi hai.”

Mamu kehta hai:

“iss ke kaan meray par gaye hain.”

Phir jub wohi bacha bara ho kar Larkiyn phansata

ha tou saray khandan walay kehtay han:

“Pta nai haramzada kis pa gaya h?

May 30 2013

Fathers Day Sms In Urdu

Urdu Father’s Day Sms

Zindgi me 2 logo ka bohat khyal rakhen…
1. Wo jinho ne ap ki jeet k liey sab kuch hara ho(Baap)
2. Wo jis ko ap ne har dukh sukh me pukara ho(Maa)

Happy Fathers Day!

May 28 2013

Durga Puja Shayari Sms

Durga Puja Khushio Ka
Ujalo Ka
Ma Durga Ka…. Is Durga Puja Aapki Jindagi Khushio Se Bhari Ho
Duniya Ujalo Se Roshan Ho,
Ghar Par Maa Durga Ka Aagman Ho…
Happy Durga Puja…..

May 30 2013

Happy Parents Day Sms

Happy Parents Day Sms In English Urdu Or Hindi

Meri pyar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam,
Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam,
Tum hi meri maa aur meri dost ho,
Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath ho.

May 30 2013

Kaam Ke Na Kaaj Ke

tum sub ko alag alag nashta bana kar dongi

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Zindagi haram kar rakhi hai

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Kam Deh na kaj Deh

Dushman anaj de

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Moral

Aj Maa gusse main hai :-)