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May 24 2013

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu, English, Hindi Jokes, Sms, Messages and Poetries

1.
april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

2.
april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

3.
april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

May 24 2013

April Fool Sms Jokes In Hindi

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

May 24 2013

April Fool Jokes Hindi

Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY

May 30 2013

Hindi Jokes

Eik Naik admi Jiski Adat thi K Wo Rastay Mai Milnay Walay Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta tha.

Per 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dainay K Bajaye Usay Galiyan Deta.

Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz Salam Karta.

1 Din Ussay Kisi Nay Pocha K:

Wo Shakhs Har Roz apko Bura Bhala Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Ussay Salam Q Kartay Ho?

Us Naik Insan ne Jawab Diya:

Us Ki Beti Se Mera Chakkar Hai Yaar

Moral: Her msg Islami nahi hota.

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

advice sms, advice messages, advice jokes, advice wishes, advice text, urdu advice jokes, hindi advice jokes, english advice jokes, urdu advice messages, advice funny poetry.

Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 30 2013

Hindi Exam Sms Text Messages In Hindi

Hindi Exam Sms Text Messages In Hindi

प्रश्न: क्या है बेटा था सरगना
उसके पिता बताओ, जब वह अपनी परीक्षा विफल रही है?

जवाब: पिताजी, वे मुझे 3 घंटे के लिए पूछताछ की
लेकिन मैं कुछ भी उन्हें कभी नहीं बताया.

May 23 2013

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

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Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.  So love the people who treat you right.  Love the ones who don’t because you can.  Believe everthing happens for a reason.  If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.  If it changes your life, let it.  Forgive quickly.  God never said life would be easy.  He just said it would be worth it.

May 28 2013

Diwali Sms Messages Funny/poetry/shayari In Hindi

  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Is Deepawali pe humari dua hai
    k apka har sapnna pura ho
    duniya ke unche mukam apke hon
    shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
    Wish u a very
    ((Happy Deepawali))
  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Hr dum khushiya ho saath
    Kabi daaman na ho Khali
    Hum sab Ke taraf se
    Wish you
    ((Happy Deepawali))
  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Deepawali aa-masti chhahi
    Rangi rangol-Deep jalaye
    Dhoom dhadaka-chhoda phataka
    Jali phuljadiya-Sabko bhaye
    ((Happy Deepawali))
  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Andhera huaa doooor raaat ke saath
    Nayei subaha aayi Deepawali le k saath
    Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hy
    Deepawali ki subh kamna sath layi hy
    ((Happy Deepawali)