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May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 24 2013

April Fool Sms In Urdu

Anti April Fool sms message in Urdu

Quran Majeed main Irshad hai,
Jhoot bolne walon per Allah ki lanat hai,
1st April ko jaan bhooj kar jhoot bola jaye ga, Aur Jhoot bol kar khushi manai jaye gi,
Matlab Khuda ki lanat per bhi Musalman khushi manayin gain.
Khudara jitna ho sake ye msg har kisi behje aur musalmano ko jhoot bolne se rakain.
Shukria

 

Anti April fool sms msg in Urdu Font

قرآن مجيد ميں ارشاد_ربانى هے. جهوٹ بولنے والوں پر الله كى لعنت هے

يكم اپريل كو جان بوجھ كر جهوٹ بولا جائے گا اور جهوٹ بول كر خوشى منائى جائيگى،
يعنى خدا كى لعنت پر بهى مسلمان خوشى منائيں گے،
خدارا جتنا هوسكے يه ميسج هر جگه پہنچا ديں اور مسلمانوں كو جهوٹ بولنے سے روكيں.
شکریہ

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Messages In Hindi Urdu And English

advice sms messages in hindi urdu and english

 

urdu advice sms 1.
Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faiday k liye chahtay hain
Sirf 1 ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!

 

english advice sms 2.
“Be prepared and some day your chance will come”
Always be the reason
of someone’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.

 

hindi advice sms 1.
1 Shaks Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para.
Raste Me UsneNa Fajar Ki,
Na Zuhr Na Aser Na Maghrib Na Eshaa Ki Namaz parhi
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nai Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bheji.
Tune To 96 Sajde Nai Kiye Wo B Adam K Rab Ko.

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Shayari In Urdu English Hindi

Bakra Eid Shayari In Urdu

Bakra debit
Cash credit

Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit

Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit

Aap Debit
Hum Credit

Eid Mubarik…

Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit

[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

Bakra Eid Shayari In English

Like the color of silver,
in da night sky,
da new moon rises,
da Holly month has past,
da fasting is over,
tomorrow is da gr8 feast of Eid-ul-adha.

We’ll eat spicy chicken,
nd mouthwatering pakoras,
I’ll call ma neighbour,
nd friends on da street,

Bakra Eid Shayari In Hindi

Mubarak mauka Allah ne atah farmaya,
ek baar fir bandagi ki rah pe chalaya
Adaa karna apna farz tum khuda ki liye..
Khushi se bhari ho eid ul adha apke liye !!

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

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<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 29 2013

Eid Ul Adha Shayari In Urdu English Hindi

Eid ul Adha Shayari In Urdu

Is se pehle ke EID ke sham ho jaye,

Mera SMS aurron ke tarha aam ho jaye,

Saare mobile networks jam ho jayen

Aur EID wish karna aam ho jaye

“EID Mubarak“

Eid ul Adha Shayari In English

Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
Our Eid has com
To bring us peace
To bring us love
To cherish our life
It is da time
V Muslims came 2gather
Shoulder 2 shoulder
It is the time
V Muslims share
Share our loves
Share believes
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak

Eid ul Adha Shayari In Hindi

Mubarak Mauka Allah Ne Atah Farmaya,
Ek Baar Fir Bandagi Ki Rah Pe Chalaya
Adaa Karna Apna Farz Tum Khuda Ki Liye..
Khushi Se Bhari Ho Eid Ul Adha Apke Liye !!
May 29 2013

Eid Ul Adha Sms In Urdu 038 English

Eid Ul Adha Sms In Urdu

Dastuk di kesi ne
Kaha kushiyan laya hoon
Inbox choota na per jae, itni duain laya hoon
Naam hai mera SMS
Aap ko advance me EID Mubarak kehne aya hoon

Eid Ul Adha Sms In English

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK

May 29 2013

Eid Al Adha Messages In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Eid al Adha Messages In Urdu

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,,,,
,_ _ !,!,! !,!,!”

Bell ka bacha hai EID ka tohfa samjh

k rakh lo Eid tak Bara ho jaye ga:-)

Eid al Adha Messages In English

On the holy & pious occasion of Eid-ul-Adha reach out to your frndz
Family, loved ones & acquaintances with your warm wishes.
Have a blessed time on Eid as you send our collection of inspirational & elegant cards to them !

Eid al Adha Messages In Hindi

Yun AIENO se kab tak dil behlao ge,
Jab koi nahi ho ga to khud ko TANHA pao ge,
Choti EID to chalo guzar gayi lakin,
Wada karo BARI EID pay zaroor nahao gay!

May 29 2013

Eid Al Adha Sms In Urdu English 038 Hindi 2011

Eid al Adha Sms In Urdu

Aaj say Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Aaj say Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sb kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,

Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA

Eid al Adha Sms In English

On Eid Ul Adha
May all ur sacrifices are accepted by ALLAH
And you are showered upon
by his love and blessings
Eid Mubarak

Eid al Adha Sms In Hindi

Dil ki Gehraiyon se
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EID
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UL-Azha
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Ka intezar karein
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Filhal sabzi aur daal per guzara karein.

May 29 2013

Eid Ul Adha Sms Messages In English 038 Urdu

Eid Ul Adha Sms Messages Urdu

Dastuk di kesi ne
Kaha kushiyan laya hoon
Inbox choota na per jae, itni duain laya hoon
Naam hai mera SMS
Aap ko advance me EID Mubarak kehne aya hoon

Eid Ul Adha Sms Messages English

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK