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May 25 2013

Funny Sms On Sachin Tendulkar

Petrol: 71
Sachin: 99
Who will reach 100 first???

Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN SALON KO AB CRICKET MAT KHILAO
Warna Team India aise he haarti rahe gi

May 30 2013

Pyar Funny Sms

Mai ne kaha k pyar main kuch b kar skta hn

Usne muskra k kaha sady 2 kily kanak dy wadh dy

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_//_
O MAIN TO Aiwin aiwin aiwin aiwin LUT GYA..

May 30 2013

Funny London Olympics 2102 Sms Jokes

Women’s Tennis Is A Really Rough Sport, Especially On The Goalies. Think About It, They Have To Go Through 3 Periods With Only 2 Pads!! Haha Get It?

 

What Do The Leafs And Raptors Have In Common? Niether One Can Play Hockey!! Haha Get It?

May 29 2013

Dumba Sms Funny In Urdu

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‘; .: .: .: .:

DUMBA BHEJ DIYA HAY
IS SAAL EID PE PhiR say MURGHI CHORI MAT KRNA.

May 25 2013

Christmas Funny Sms Messages

  • happy x mas::::
    Heap on the wood!-
    the wind is chill,
    But let it whistle as it will,
    We will keep our Christmas merry still.
    Wish u A Very Very Happy x mas Day,
  • merry x mas::::
    For thy lord
    your God had made it possible for u
    to see the month of December!
    So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
    Wishing u merry x-mas!!
    blessing x mas::::
    The joyful news that He is risen
    does not change the contemporary world.
    Still before us lie work,
    discipline, sacrifice.
    But the fact of Easter gives us the spiritual
    power to do the work,
    accept the discipline,
    and make the sacrifice.
    Henry Knox Sherrill
May 30 2013

Funny Friendship Sms

If someone asks me “what do u want?

Million dollars or a true friend” !

I will choose,

Million dollars

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Be positive yaar mil k uraein gay…:-)

May 30 2013

Latest Urdu Funny Sms

(‘.’) Lo ji
<)’(> arz
_/’/_kia ha

Dunya wich bri

Dard-o-tanhai

A

,

,
wah

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wah

zalimo tusi v msg kr do k menu kaly nu akhr i aa :-

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 30 2013

Whay Are You Under Tension

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

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May 23 2013

If You Want To Be Happy

If u want 2 b happy 4 a short tym, GET DRUNK
If u want 2 b happy 4 a long tym, FALL IN LOV3
But if you want to be Happy forever,
Don’t even think of these 2.

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