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May 30 2013

Pregnant Wife Sms

80 year old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mujhe yaqin nahi arha

Doctor: Ok 1 qisa suno.

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela lejata ha.

Samne se 1 sher ajata ha.Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta ha sher mar jata ha

Old man: Imposible,kisi or ne mari hogi.

Doctor: Exactly!

May 30 2013

A Wonderful Fear Circle

A Wonderful Fear Circle!!

CHOOHA Billi se darta hai

Our

Billi kuttay se

Kutta Bheriye se darta hai

Our

Bheriya Gainday se,

Gainda Cheetay se darta hai

Our

Cheeta Haathi se

Haathi Sher se darta hai

Our

Sher Admi se

Admi BV se darta hai

Our

BV . . . ? ? ? ?

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CHOOHAY se (-;-)

May 28 2013

Balatkar Story

Balatkar Story

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Sunne ke lye kisi Gande Friend se contact karo,

Main aisa admi nahi…….

May 25 2013

Jai Mata Di Sms

“Jai Mata Di”
Maa Ka Derbar Saza Do,
Prem Se Sansar Saza Do,
Jyot Jalegi Jab Maa K Naam Ki,
Apne Gande Vichar Jala Do,
Maa Ka Derbar Saza Do.

May 23 2013

Dengi Bukhar Hifazti Tadabeer

Dengi Bukhar Hifazti Tadabeer

Dengi machar gande paani ki bajay saaf paani main paida hota hai, Isslye ghar main paani khara na hone dain.

Waise to ye machar har waqt kaat sakta hai, lakin subah aur shaam ka waqt intahi khatarnak hota hai, Is lye is duran mohtat rahain.

Machar maar sprey ka istamal karain.

Agar dengi bukhar ka shuba ho to foran doctor se rajoo karaon.

May 28 2013

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath,

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Mathematics samjha rahe the,

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

Dec 19 2013

Khol Ankh Zameen Dekh Falak Daikh Fiza Dekh

IqbaL says:

Khol ankh zameen dekh faLak daikh fiza dekh

Mashriq se ubhrte hue suraj ko zara dekh

TASHRIH:

inshort Is sher ma iqbaL kah rahy han. .

“GöÖd MörnInG”

Dec 20 2013

Chand Uper Se Phenk Raha Hai Light

Apun 1 sher bolega:
chand uper se phenk raha hai light
Bole to ho gai hai night
Band karneka light
or sone ka ek dam tight
Bole to kya.
good 9i8!

May 30 2013

Funny Excuses

Principal:

Y r u late…?

All ur classfellows came to class in time…!

Student:

Group bana ker tou kutte ate hain Sir…!

Sher hmesha akela ata hai.

May 25 2013

Bewafa Shayari Greetings

Bewafa Shayari Greetings

May who nahe jo sher or shayari ki duniya ma wha wha batarna aaya ,
may who bhe nahe jo dil ka zakham Sara aam mahfil dikhana aaya ,
may to who hu jiss ka ghar chand khud Rona aaya,
yu mill jhull ka raat guzare hum na ,
ki who bhe laga haat chandine ka bewafaai ka kissa suna na laga.