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May 23 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

May 24 2013

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

1.

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

2.

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like yoU
3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU
4 ring means : I need yoU
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

3.

April fool jokes 2010
What is 143?

I love you.
No

I hate you.
No

I miss you.
No

I wish you.
NO

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
April Fool…

May 24 2013

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

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Anniversary Messages
May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.

Anniversary Messages
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Anniversary Messages
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

May 30 2013

Faraz Sms Jokes

Faraz Sms Jokes

Shoaib Akhtar Ne Harbhajan Ko
Ye Keh Kr Chup Kra Diya “FARAZ”
Keh “Chal Chal” Hum Ne Yeh Match
Sania Bhabi Ki Wajah Se Gift Kr Diya.

May 30 2013

Exam Sms Jokes

Exam Sms Jokes

‘Why we sometimes write ‘etc’ in exams?

Because it means…
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….
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E-End of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

but Teacher would never understand our problem.. :D

May 28 2013

Double Meaning Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut
dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi
or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe
lagata hai ye

-EYE DROP BEKAR HAI-

May 30 2013

Fathers Day Sms Jokes

Father’s Day Jokes Sms

Father:
Tum ne aj tak koi aasa kaam kia
hai jis se mera sir oncha hova ho?
Son:
Jee papa yaad karen 1 dafa main ne
ap k sir k nechay 2 takiye rakhay te.

May 28 2013

Advance Eid Mubarak Sms Wishes Greetings Jokes 2011

Advance Eid Mubarak Sms, Wishes, Greetings, Jokes 2011

Aaj
ki
DUNYA
boht
advance
hai
.
Isi
Advance
Dunya
ki
Advance
Technology
mai
rehne
waley
.
1 Advance Banday
ki
taraf
se
aapko
.
=;ÄDVAÑÇÉ;=
=;EID %MUBRAK%

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Be extra careful…..

In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.

KHANA Waqt Per Khana.

ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.

SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.

Q K.

8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.

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*Happy Eid in Advance*:-

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when a greeting is sent from far
u can’t hear wishes
u can’t see the smiles
but u can sense the care
that truly comes from the heart
happy advance eid mubarak

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Eid is love….
Eid is beauty..
Eid is dedication..
Eid is happiness…
My Advance wishes to U &Ur family.
“EID MUBARAK”

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Wishing you

“Happy Eid Mubarak in Advance”

I know k ye jaldi hai,
Pr kiya karon boht sare

Sweet
Young,
Dashing,
Smart,
Friends ko wish karna hai.

Socha pehle buzurgo ko nipta dun.