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May 30 2013

Meri Kahani

“MERI KAHANI“

Woh school ki perhai wo pyar bhari baatien,

Wo syllabus ki tension wo exam ki raatien,

Wo kenteen ki party woh friends Ki laatien,

Wo roothna mana-na

Wo bunk mulaaqatien

Proposal ki planning mien wo rt ka guzarna

Phir class k peechay ki seat per sona

betuki baaton ko serious lena

wo matlab ki baatien hansi mien urana

Na wo din hain

Naa raatien, Naa ghusa, Naa baatien

Ager kuch hai to bus Yaadien Hee Yaadien…

May 30 2013

Naughty Friendship Sms

Naughty Friendship Sms

Friends are like a chocolate box,
and each chocolate is like a portion of life,
some are crunchy,
some are nutty,
some are soft and some are hard but all are delicious! :)

Thanks for being a part of my chocolate box!…..
Love you all my chocolates:)

May 30 2013

Friendship Naughty Sms

Naughty Friendship Sms

Yaqin Pe Yaqin Dilate Hain Dost

Seedhy Sadhy Ko Kanjar Bnate Hain Dost

Pepsi Bol K Wisky Pilate Hain Dost

Pehli Bar Zindgi May Movie Dikhaty Hain Dost

Roz Abbay Se Chatrool Karwate Hn Dost

Pr Kuch B Kaho Salay Bohat Yad Aate Hain Dost

“Love U” “Beghairto”.

May 28 2013

God Bless Your Naughty Mind

It’s the thing that satisfies

ur mind, body & soul!

Do it on bed, on a sofa,

in the car or anywhere!

It’s called Prayer!

God bless ur naughty mind.

May 30 2013

A Naughty Kid Was Sitting On Da Toilet

A naughty kid was sitting on da Toilet

bt potty was not c0ming After many efforts

he g0t Frustratd & shouted:

.

.

“Aby A ja yar, me tjhe khaa thori jaonga”:p

May 30 2013

Mari Kahani Sms

Nhi yr bat wo nhi hai maine usko pehle

b smjhaya tha k mre sath serious hone ki zarorat nhi,

us ko pata b hai me ksi or mai intrstid hon

or

usko kbhi koi response b nhi diya phir b

u know Us ne mjhe gift b dya hai,

or uski czn ne aj mujhe cal ki,

wo b uske pas bethi thi

Or sb se zada herani mjhe is bat pr hai

K

 

 

 

 

 

log kitne Ghor se pora msg parh rahe

hai k jaise mra koi Secret msg galti se chala gya ho…

Hahahaha:-)

Pakistan k farigh awam.

May 23 2013

Naughty Advice Sms

ADVICE 2boyz

2 type ki girls k piche na bhago

1 jsky piche me hu q k wo tujko kabi ni milegi

2 jiske piche me ni hun

q k jo mujh se ni pasi wo tujse kya pasegi

May 30 2013

Naughty Faraz Sms

Wah Faraz Wah.!

Ankhon Me Nami Thi

Or Vitamins Ki Kammi Thi

Jis Se Sari Rat Bat Ki

Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi Thi
<(‘.’)
/”/>
_/”\_…
Nava Siyapa Pay Gia Yaar…

May 25 2013

Funny Cricket Jokes On Misbah Ul Haq

Misbah Ul Haq Cricket Joke SMS in Urdu on Pakistani Cricketer Misbah Ul Haq

 

Maan ki Respect!

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail raha tha, us ne shot lagai, jis se parosi ke ghar ka sheesha toot gaya, Bache ki Maan ne bahar aa kar pyar se bache se kaha,
Beta aram se khela karo,
Uske baad bache na poori zindagi shot nahi lagai, Aaj us bache ko dunya
Misbah ul Haq ke naam se janti hai

 

 

Ek larki thi diwani si
IMRAN FARHAT pe wo marti thi,

Chori chori chupke chupke
ABDUL RAZZAQ ko sms karti thi,
.
Nazrain ghuma k, sharma k
UMAR AKMAL se batain krti thi,

Kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k
Awais Zia se hansa karti thi,

Kuch kehna tha shayd us ko
Umar Gull se, per younis khan se janay Q darti thi,

Per aik din mili wo MISBAH ko akele mai aur

kaha k ?

Bhai,
Free hit pe b koi tuk tuk krta hai

–Feel kar misbab bisti ho rahi hai….chor de hamari jaan–

 

 

Mishab ul Haq jaan deyo,
Hun saadi waari aan deyo

From Real T20 Players

 

 

Concept Of CRICKETERS

AFRIDI: Do Or Die
SEHWAG: Do Before U Die
DRAVID: Don’t Die Until U Do &
.
.
.
MISBAH: Do Tuk…. Tuk….Tuk… Tuk…. Until The Bowlers Die

May 24 2013

Pata Tha Ke Tum Pregnant Ho

Ladka: Kya tum meri sah dance karo gi?

Ladki: Main bache ke sath dance nahi karti,

Ladka: Sorry, Mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum pregnant ho