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May 28 2013

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain,

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

May 30 2013

Hindi Exam Sms Text Messages In Hindi

Hindi Exam Sms Text Messages In Hindi

प्रश्न: क्या है बेटा था सरगना
उसके पिता बताओ, जब वह अपनी परीक्षा विफल रही है?

जवाब: पिताजी, वे मुझे 3 घंटे के लिए पूछताछ की
लेकिन मैं कुछ भी उन्हें कभी नहीं बताया.

May 24 2013

April Fool Insult Message In Hindi

Yaar aaj raat main ne bohat ajeeb khawab dekha,
Dunya ki khubsurat ladki mere pass bethi hai,
Wo mujhe se shadi karma chati thi,
Main Razi ho jata hun,
Jab shadi hone lagti hai,
Mehman ana shuru hote hain,
Aur jab tum aaate ho,
To wo bhaag gayi,
Ye dekh kar,
Ke ye horror movies ka hero yaha kaise….
Plz don’t mind
Happy April Fool

May 28 2013

Diwali Sms Messages Funny/poetry/shayari In Hindi

  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Is Deepawali pe humari dua hai
    k apka har sapnna pura ho
    duniya ke unche mukam apke hon
    shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
    Wish u a very
    ((Happy Deepawali))
  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Hr dum khushiya ho saath
    Kabi daaman na ho Khali
    Hum sab Ke taraf se
    Wish you
    ((Happy Deepawali))
  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Deepawali aa-masti chhahi
    Rangi rangol-Deep jalaye
    Dhoom dhadaka-chhoda phataka
    Jali phuljadiya-Sabko bhaye
    ((Happy Deepawali))
  • Diwali Hindi SMS Text Messages
    Andhera huaa doooor raaat ke saath
    Nayei subaha aayi Deepawali le k saath
    Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hy
    Deepawali ki subh kamna sath layi hy
    ((Happy Deepawali)
May 28 2013

Ladka Ladki Ko Ek Hotel Main

Ladka ladki ko dinner ke liye ek hotel me le gya.

ladki ne khane me bohut mehange item ordr kiye.

ladka:  kbhi baap k sath bhi itne mehange item ordr kiye hai?

ladki: Nahi, Q K papa dinner k baad meri g-a-n-d nahi maarte.

May 24 2013

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu, English, Hindi Jokes, Sms, Messages and Poetries

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april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

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april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

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april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

May 28 2013

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath,

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Mathematics samjha rahe the,

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

May 28 2013

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya,

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi,

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga,………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Messages In Hindi Urdu And English

advice sms messages in hindi urdu and english

 

urdu advice sms 1.
Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faiday k liye chahtay hain
Sirf 1 ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!

 

english advice sms 2.
“Be prepared and some day your chance will come”
Always be the reason
of someone’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.

 

hindi advice sms 1.
1 Shaks Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para.
Raste Me UsneNa Fajar Ki,
Na Zuhr Na Aser Na Maghrib Na Eshaa Ki Namaz parhi
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nai Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bheji.
Tune To 96 Sajde Nai Kiye Wo B Adam K Rab Ko.

May 28 2013

Advance Diwali Sms Text Messages Greetings In Hindi

  • Advance Diwali SMS
    Diwali aa rhi hain roshni chaa rhi hain
    Choro sab problems Zindagi muskura rhi hain
    Dipawali sms wid diyas And fireworks
    May di shimmering diyas, di crackiling
    fireworks sparkle up ur life wid happiness
    have a mastiful dhamakedar DeepAwali
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali SMS In hindi
    May di Joy, Cheer,Mirth & Merriment of
    this divine festival surround you forever.
    May di happiness, dat dis season brings, brighten ur life &
    Hope di year Brings u lck & fulfills all ur dearest of dreams
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali SMS Messages
    Pall Pall se banta hy Ehasaas,
    ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
    wisvaas se bnte hai Rishtey,
    aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
    Wishing yu a Diwali Jhaghaas
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Hindi SMS
    May the beauty of deepavali season,
    Fill your home with Happiness,
    Prosperity and Good Fortune.
    And may the coming year provide
    U with all that bring you joye
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance SMS On Diwali
    May di beauty
    Of deepavali season
    Fill your home with
    Happiness,
    And may di coming year
    Provide u with aall
    Dat bring u joye
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Greetings SMS
    Phul ki shuruaaat kalli se hoti hai,
    Zindagi ki shuruaaat payar se hoti hai,
    Payar ki shuruaaat apnon se hoti hai aur
    apno ki shuruaaat aapse hoti hai.
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Greetings SMS In Marathi
    Laksh Diwyani Ujalali Nisha Ghewuni Nawi Umed,
    nawi asha Hotil purna manatil sarwa Iccha
    Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance greetings SMS On Diwali
    Laxmi ayegi itni k sab jagah Nam hoga,
    Din rat vyapar badey itna adhik kaam hoga,
    Ghr Pareewar samajh men banoge Sartaaj,
    Yehi Kaamna hai hamari aap ke liye
    Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kaamanayen
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)