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May 30 2013

Ladki Aur Coffee

Ladki aur Coffee me hamesha 6 qualities dekho : 1. Hot ho
2. chocolaty ho
3. tez ho
4. meethi ho
5. 2 minute me taiyar ho jaye
6. Raat ko sone na deti ho.

May 29 2013

Khuda Kare Ke Aap Dono

Bohat Bohat Mubarak Ho!

Khuda kare ke aap dono hamaisha khush aur issi tarah hanste muskurate raho.

Happy Engagement

May 24 2013

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page:
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Ishq Aik Phool Hai Jis Ka Beej Dard Aur Iski Zameen Almiyaa Hai.. Jab Tak Is Sar-Zameen Par Na-Kaami Ki Barish Na Ho, Na Beej Phoot’ta Hai, Na Zameen Baar-Aawar Ho Kar Fassal Deti Hai.. Ishq Ki Mairaaj Khud-Faramoshi Hi Se Haasil Ho Sakti Hai…
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10 SAAL BAAD:
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Diary Ka 1 Aur Page:
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Gobhi 1 Kilo,
Tematar Adha Kilo,
Dhobi Ka Bill,
Bachchon Ki Fees,
Sink Ki Jaali,
Mortein (Cockroach Wala),
Aalia K Pamper,
Qarshi Ispaghol,
Panadol (2 Packet),
Saas Ko Call,
Nasreen Khala Ko Birthday Wish,
2 Burger (Anday Wale),
Blue Band,
30 Rupe Ka Easy Load

May 28 2013

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath,

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Mathematics samjha rahe the,

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

Dec 20 2013

Aaj Raat Main Aur Tum

Aaj Raat,

Main aur Tum
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Tum aur Main
Yani ham Dono
Raat 12 baje ke baad
Akele main
Chupke se Bistar per late kar
Aik dusre ko
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Miss Call dain gain..
Yaad Rakhna
gOOd nIght

May 28 2013

Ladka Ladki Ko Ek Hotel Main

Ladka ladki ko dinner ke liye ek hotel me le gya.

ladki ne khane me bohut mehange item ordr kiye.

ladka:  kbhi baap k sath bhi itne mehange item ordr kiye hai?

ladki: Nahi, Q K papa dinner k baad meri g-a-n-d nahi maarte.

Dec 20 2013

Bheegi Bheegi Si Raat Hai Aur Chodwin Ka Chaand

Bheegi bheegi si raat hai, Aur chodwin ka chaand,

Milan rut barsaat hai, Aur chodwin ka chaand

Us ke lams ka jaadu ho, Magar wo dekhai na de,

Shikwaon bhari koi baat hai, Aur chodwin ka chaad

May 28 2013

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain,

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

May 28 2013

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya,

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi,

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga,………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

May 23 2013

Tum Acha Karo Aur Zamana Tum Ko Bura Samjhe

Tum acha kro aur zamana Tum ko bura samjhe,

ye Tumhare Haq main behtar hay Bjaye is k Tum bura karo aur zamana Tum ko acha samjhe “.