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May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

May 24 2013

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu, English, Hindi Jokes, Sms, Messages and Poetries

1.
april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

2.
april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

3.
april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

May 28 2013

Advance Diwali Sms Text Messages Greetings In Hindi

  • Advance Diwali SMS
    Diwali aa rhi hain roshni chaa rhi hain
    Choro sab problems Zindagi muskura rhi hain
    Dipawali sms wid diyas And fireworks
    May di shimmering diyas, di crackiling
    fireworks sparkle up ur life wid happiness
    have a mastiful dhamakedar DeepAwali
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali SMS In hindi
    May di Joy, Cheer,Mirth & Merriment of
    this divine festival surround you forever.
    May di happiness, dat dis season brings, brighten ur life &
    Hope di year Brings u lck & fulfills all ur dearest of dreams
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali SMS Messages
    Pall Pall se banta hy Ehasaas,
    ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
    wisvaas se bnte hai Rishtey,
    aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
    Wishing yu a Diwali Jhaghaas
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Hindi SMS
    May the beauty of deepavali season,
    Fill your home with Happiness,
    Prosperity and Good Fortune.
    And may the coming year provide
    U with all that bring you joye
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance SMS On Diwali
    May di beauty
    Of deepavali season
    Fill your home with
    Happiness,
    And may di coming year
    Provide u with aall
    Dat bring u joye
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Greetings SMS
    Phul ki shuruaaat kalli se hoti hai,
    Zindagi ki shuruaaat payar se hoti hai,
    Payar ki shuruaaat apnon se hoti hai aur
    apno ki shuruaaat aapse hoti hai.
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance Diwali Greetings SMS In Marathi
    Laksh Diwyani Ujalali Nisha Ghewuni Nawi Umed,
    nawi asha Hotil purna manatil sarwa Iccha
    Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
  • Advance greetings SMS On Diwali
    Laxmi ayegi itni k sab jagah Nam hoga,
    Din rat vyapar badey itna adhik kaam hoga,
    Ghr Pareewar samajh men banoge Sartaaj,
    Yehi Kaamna hai hamari aap ke liye
    Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kaamanayen
    (Happy Diwali In Advance)
May 24 2013

April Fool Jokes Hindi

Murkhta ke is pawan pak or pavitr tyohaar per sabee ko tahe dil se hardik badhai or subkamnaye

HAPPY APRAIL FOOL DAY

May 30 2013

Hindi Jokes

Eik Naik admi Jiski Adat thi K Wo Rastay Mai Milnay Walay Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta tha.

Per 1 Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dainay K Bajaye Usay Galiyan Deta.

Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har Roz Salam Karta.

1 Din Ussay Kisi Nay Pocha K:

Wo Shakhs Har Roz apko Bura Bhala Kehta Hai Tum Phir B Ussay Salam Q Kartay Ho?

Us Naik Insan ne Jawab Diya:

Us Ki Beti Se Mera Chakkar Hai Yaar

Moral: Her msg Islami nahi hota.

May 24 2013

April Fool Sms Jokes In Hindi

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you…

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Messages In Hindi Urdu And English

advice sms messages in hindi urdu and english

 

urdu advice sms 1.
Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faiday k liye chahtay hain
Sirf 1 ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!

 

english advice sms 2.
“Be prepared and some day your chance will come”
Always be the reason
of someone’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.

 

hindi advice sms 1.
1 Shaks Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para.
Raste Me UsneNa Fajar Ki,
Na Zuhr Na Aser Na Maghrib Na Eshaa Ki Namaz parhi
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nai Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bheji.
Tune To 96 Sajde Nai Kiye Wo B Adam K Rab Ko.

May 28 2013

Diwali Wishes In Hindi English Or Marathi

Diwali Wishes In Hindi 2011

Hai Roshni ka ye Tyohar
Laye Har Chehre par Muskaan
Sukh aur Samridhi ki Bahaar
Samet lo Saari Khushiyan
Apno ka Saath aur Pyar
Is Pawan Avsar par
Aap sab ko Diwali ka pyar.

Diwali Wishes In English 2011

Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID.
Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana

Diwali Wishes In Urdu 2011

Deepak Ki Roshni
Patako Ki Awaz
Khushiyon Ki Bauchaar
Apno Ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Apko Diwali Ka Tyohar
Again
Happy “Diwali”
To You And Your Family

May 28 2013

Diwali Greetings In Hindi English Or Marathi

Diwali Greetings In Hindi 2011

Jagmag Thali Sajao
Mangal Deepo ko Jalao
Apne Gharo aur Dilo main Asha ki Kiran Jagao
Khushali aur Samridhi se bhara ho apka jeevan
Isi Kamna ke Saath Shubh Deepawali.

Diwali Greetings In English 2011

Paying respects to the gods,
And decorating for them the thali,
This is what the occasion is all about,
This is the spirit of Deepavali….

Diwali Greetings In Urdu 2011

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside