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May 30 2013

Dardnak Qissa

DARDNAK QISSA

1 aunty thi,

Unki 1 beti thi,

Wo apni beti ki bohat care krti thi,

Bal swarti thi,

Poniyan bandhti thi k bachi achi dikhe,

Pr bchi ki aankhein humesha bahr rehti thi

Aisay (0_0)

Aunty ne bohat doctors ko dikhaya lekin wo sahi nhi hui,

Phir aik baba ko dikhaya to wo aik minute me sahi ho gae,

Log bohat heran hue or baba se pocha k apne aisa kia kya tha k wo sahi ho gai?

Baba ne kaha:

MENE SIRF BACHI KI PONIYAN DHEELI KARDI Thi…!

Hahaha

May 30 2013

Fathers Day Jokes

:FATHR :
BETI Tum Mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi
Ab Mujhe DAD kehna Shuru kr dia aisa kun?
BETI:
Come On DaD PAPA kehne se LipStick Kharab Hoti he.

May 23 2013

Hamara Aaj Or Kal

KAL or AAJ:
.
Kal–Log subha namaz k liye utha karty thay
Aaj–chaai k liye
Kal–Log subha Quran perha karty thay
Aaj–akhbar
Kal–Log deen k liye mehnat karty thay
Aaj–dolat k liye
Kal–Log ebadat me masruf rehty thay
Aaj–Movies or Music me
Kal–Aurat ghar ki zeenat thi
Aaj–Bazar ki
Kal–Aulad Maa/Baap ka kehna maanti thi
Aaj–Maa baap aulad ka
Hamen apna aaj badalna hoga warna..
hamara kal tareek ho jaega.

May 30 2013

Shabeer Sms

Shabeer k baad us k baap k ghar koi aulad nahi hui

Q k w apne Maa baap se b kehta tha

“Koi Dekhe Na Dekhe “Shabeer To Dekhe Ga :;-)

May 30 2013

Nahi Bapu Mai To Is Bar

Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,
kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia

May 25 2013

Vesak Day Text Sms Messages And Wishes Greetings

Vesak Day Text Sms Messages And Wishes Greetings

Buddham Sharanam Gachami
Om Mani Padame Hum.
May Lord Buddha enlighten you on the path of
love, peace and truth.
happy buddha jayanti
_

Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam
Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada
Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim
wishing u purnima festival
_

Tumne sikhaya ungali pakad kar hame chalna,
Tumne bataya kaise girne ke baad sambhalna.
Tumhari wajah se aaj hum pahunche is mukaam pe,
Guru Purnima ke din karte hain aabhar salaam ae.
Best Wishes to you on this Guru Purnima

May 30 2013

Itna Khubsurat Kaise Muskura Lete Ho

Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!

May 24 2013

Boys K Liye Behtren Bat

Boys K lye Behtren Bat
Apni Zuban ki Tezi us MAA Par mat Azmao jisne Tumhe bolna sikhaya
.
Or sari narmi us maa par na azmao jis se tum rat 2,2 baje tak bat karte ho.

May 23 2013

Tumhari Aurtein

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daaman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..

May 23 2013

Pak-daman Raho

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..