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May 25 2013

Aankhon Say Behtay Yeh Ashq Nahi

Aankhon Say Behtay yeh Ashq Nahi,

khoon-E-Dil Ki Nishani Hai,

Kuch Teri Bewafa…i Ki Aur Kuch Meri Wafai Ki Kahani Hai,

Kaash Aansuo Ke Saath Yaadein Bhi Beh Jati,

Kaash Meri Khamoshi Sab Kuch Keh Pati,

Kaash Kismat Khuda Ne Thik Se Likhi Hoti,

Toh Meri Kismat Main Pyar Ki Kami Na Reh Jati.

May 25 2013

Funny Cricket Jokes On Misbah Ul Haq

Misbah Ul Haq Cricket Joke SMS in Urdu on Pakistani Cricketer Misbah Ul Haq

 

Maan ki Respect!

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail raha tha, us ne shot lagai, jis se parosi ke ghar ka sheesha toot gaya, Bache ki Maan ne bahar aa kar pyar se bache se kaha,
Beta aram se khela karo,
Uske baad bache na poori zindagi shot nahi lagai, Aaj us bache ko dunya
Misbah ul Haq ke naam se janti hai

 

 

Ek larki thi diwani si
IMRAN FARHAT pe wo marti thi,

Chori chori chupke chupke
ABDUL RAZZAQ ko sms karti thi,
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Nazrain ghuma k, sharma k
UMAR AKMAL se batain krti thi,

Kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k
Awais Zia se hansa karti thi,

Kuch kehna tha shayd us ko
Umar Gull se, per younis khan se janay Q darti thi,

Per aik din mili wo MISBAH ko akele mai aur

kaha k ?

Bhai,
Free hit pe b koi tuk tuk krta hai

–Feel kar misbab bisti ho rahi hai….chor de hamari jaan–

 

 

Mishab ul Haq jaan deyo,
Hun saadi waari aan deyo

From Real T20 Players

 

 

Concept Of CRICKETERS

AFRIDI: Do Or Die
SEHWAG: Do Before U Die
DRAVID: Don’t Die Until U Do &
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MISBAH: Do Tuk…. Tuk….Tuk… Tuk…. Until The Bowlers Die

May 30 2013

Humsafar Main Asher Ko Sab

Kid: Uncle ye lain mithai ammi aur baji nay bejwai hai.

Uncle: Achaa, Waise kis khusi main beta?

Kid: Wo HUMSAFAR main Asher ko sab such pata chal gaya hy…!!

May 25 2013

To Yaad Aaun Ga

Jab kabi wo hogi apni zaat mei Tanha
“TOU YAD AOnGa”

Na chala Qadam se Qadam koi sath
“TOU YAD AOnGA”

Mai uski aankhoun ka ishara b samajh leta hon!

Na samajh saka koi dil ki baat
“TOU YAD AaoNGA”

Din ka hr ik pal guzrega jab us pe kathhin

Or Tanha kattay gi raat
“TOU YAD AaONGA”

Hr baazi jan kar us sy haar jata hon!

Jab dy ga koi ussy maat
“TOU YAD AOUnGA”

Hansny ko tou dunia b hansti hai sath sath

Na roya koi dukh mein saAth
“TOU YAD AOnGA”

May 25 2013

Sweet Demand

Sweet Demand

Bcha apni Maa say pitny k bad ghar k bahr betha tha.

Papa ne pucha to Bola:

PAPA apki biwi k sath ab mera gzara ni ho skta Mje mri biwi chahye.

May 25 2013

Jai Mata Di Sms

“Jai Mata Di”
Maa Ka Derbar Saza Do,
Prem Se Sansar Saza Do,
Jyot Jalegi Jab Maa K Naam Ki,
Apne Gande Vichar Jala Do,
Maa Ka Derbar Saza Do.

May 30 2013

Ladki Ne Namaz Parh Kay Dua Mangi

Ladki ne namaz parh kay dua mangi,

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To Maa ne pocha:

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Tumne dua main kiya manga?

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Larki:

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Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

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Maa:Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

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Larki:muskuraty huay

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!Sam!

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MAA:

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Chal Pagli,

tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

May 25 2013

Chand Raat Poetry Chand Mubarak Poetry

Chand Raat Poetry, Chand Mubarak Poetry

Ay Eid k Chand !

kiun krta hay Tu Hum ko Pareshan,

. Tujhay Dekhnay k Liay Bechen

Hen Hum aür Mufti Muneb ur Rehman .

Tujhay Dekh Nhi Patay Poray Pakstan k Insan,

. Mgr kahan Say Dhond Letay Hen Tujhay Sarhad K Kuch Pathan .

“mari” hay Tmana Is bar na Trpana, .

Poray Pakstan Men hum ko ik Sath Nzr Ana

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Allah kary har raat chand banke aye

Din ka ujala shaan ban ke aye

Kabhi na dur ho apky chehre se muskurahat

Har din aysa mehman ban k aye

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Messages In Hindi Urdu And English

advice sms messages in hindi urdu and english

 

urdu advice sms 1.
Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faiday k liye chahtay hain
Sirf 1 ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!

 

english advice sms 2.
“Be prepared and some day your chance will come”
Always be the reason
of someone’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.

 

hindi advice sms 1.
1 Shaks Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para.
Raste Me UsneNa Fajar Ki,
Na Zuhr Na Aser Na Maghrib Na Eshaa Ki Namaz parhi
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nai Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bheji.
Tune To 96 Sajde Nai Kiye Wo B Adam K Rab Ko.

May 25 2013

Chand Raat Messages In Urdu Hindi

Ay Eid k Chand !
kiun krta hay Tu Hum ko Pareshan,
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Tujhay Dekhnay k Liay Bechen Hen Hum
aür
Mufti Muneb ur Rehman
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Tujhay Dekh Nhi Patay
Poray Pakstan k Insan,
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Mgr kahan Say Dhond Letay Hen Tujhay
Sarhad K Kuch Pathan
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“mari” hay Tmana
Is bar na Trpana,
.
Poray Pakstan Men hum ko ik Sath Nzr Ana.