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May 28 2013

Larki Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2
hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi
hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe
kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah
se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

May 29 2013

Ye Bakra Kitne Ka Hai

Mami Dedi Lacha:: Ye bakra kitne ka hai?
Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!
Larka: Heraan ho kar…….Itna mehnga…
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Touch screen wala hai kya?

Dec 20 2013

Neend Na Aane Ki Dua In Hindi

Best Night Gift
“Hadees-e-Pak”
Jo sotey huye sone ki dua parh le, Wo jitna waqat soye ga Ibadat ka sawab mile ga.
“Allahuma bismika amutu wa ahya“
Good Night

May 30 2013

Dengi Machar Lahore Main

Dengi Machar se kisi ne pucha, Tum Lahore main he kyon paida huye?

Dengi Bola:
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Q K: Jiney Lahore nai wakihia O jamia e Nai

May 28 2013

Diwali Sms In Bhojpuri/tamil/marathi Funny Poetry

  • Diwali SMS Messages Bhojpuri
    Aayaa tyohaar Diwali ka
    Bachcho ki khushhali ka
    Bablu kahate papa se
    Mujhako PC lana hai
    guriya kahati mammi se
    hame sitar bajana hai
    papa bare achambhe me hai
    ye mausam kangali ka
    Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka
  • Diwali SMS Messages Tamil
    Sab ki farmaish se tang huye hai
    Bablu guriya ke papa ji
    Patni to sir chadh kar bole
    Kabhi na kahati aao ji
    Ab bhaag na sakate papa ji
    Jo theka liye rakhwali ka
    Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka
  • Diwali SMS Messages Marathi
    Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
    Sahyog Mile Apno Se
    Khusiya Mile Jag Se
    Doulat Mile Rub Se
    Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se
    Wish YOU A Very
    Happy Dipawali
May 28 2013

Diwali Sms Messages In Kannada 2012

  • e jay, cir
    I daivika habbavannagi nalivu mattu santo?a
    Sasvatavagi nivu suttuvaredive.
    Me santoa,
    I rtuvina taruttade endu,
    Nim’ma jivanada prakasamanavagide
    Mattu, var?ada bhavisutteve
    Nimage adra taruttade mattu,
    Ella nim’ma pritiya kanasugau puraisiko uvudu!
    Hyapi dipavai….
  • May the joy, cheer,
    Mirth and merriment Of this divine festival
    Surround you forever.
    May the happiness,
    That this season brings,
    Brighten your life,
    And, hope the year,
    Brings you luck and,
    Fulfills all your dearest dreams!!!!
    Happy deepavali….
  • Nanna jote..
    1 – Hrdaya…
    2 – Kaugau
    7 – Liar rakta
    206 – Bons
    4.5 – Miliyan kempu kaagau
    60 -  riliyan D.N.A.s…
    Ella nivu bahaa bayasuva
    Nivu mallu deepavali…
  • With my..
    1–heart…
    2–eyes
    7–liter blood
    206–Bones
    4.5–million red cells
    60–trillion D N A.s…
    All wishing you a very very
    HAPPY DIWALI To You…
  • Sab ki farmaish se tang huye hai,
    Bablu guriya ke papa ji,
    Patni to sir chadh kar bole,
    Kabhi na kahati aao ji,
    Ab bhaag na sakate papa ji,
    Jo theka liye rakhwali ka,
    Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka,
    Happy Dipavali 2u..
May 28 2013

Diwali Poetry In Hindi Or English

Diwali Poetry In Urdu

Aayaa tyohaar Diwali ka
Bachcho ki khushhali ka
Bablu kahate papa se
Mujhako PC lana hai
guriya kahati mammi se
hame sitar bajana hai
papa bare achambhe me hai
ye mausam kangali ka
Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka

Diwali Poetry In Hindi

Sab ki farmaish se tang huye hai
Bablu guriya ke papa ji
Patni to sir chadh kar bole
Kabhi na kahati aao ji
Ab bhaag na sakate papa ji
Jo theka liye rakhwali ka
Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka

Diwali Poetry In English

The clear blue sky,
The scent of flowers,
The colours of Rangoli,
And the sound of crackers.

The gifts and sweets from dear ones,
And the getting of their love,
The light of the candles below,
And the dazzling fireworks up above.

Lighting lamps at our homes,
Making the less fortunate smile,
Putting on new apparels,
Show our friends some style.

Paying respects to the gods,
And decorating for them the thali,
This is what the occasion is all about,
This is the spirit of Deepavali.