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May 24 2013

Girlfriend Ko Mananey Ka Tarika

Girlfriend ko mananey ka tarika,
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Agar pata hai to,
Mujhe bhi batao…

May 28 2013

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain,

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

May 30 2013

Motapa Kam Karne Ka Tarika

Motapa kam karne ka tarika,
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Rozana mujhe aik sms kya karo….:)

May 24 2013

Larki Ko Propose Karne Ka Tarika

Larki ko propose karne ka sb se sharifana tarika
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Mohtarma, Mein Ap k Sath HAJJ pe jana Chahta Hon,
Ap ka “MEHRAM” ban kar.

May 30 2013

Islamic Research Se Pata Chala Hai

Musalmano jago!

Islamic research se pata chala hai k murgi haram hai.

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Chori ki.

May 24 2013

Pata Tha Ke Tum Pregnant Ho

Ladka: Kya tum meri sah dance karo gi?

Ladki: Main bache ke sath dance nahi karti,

Ladka: Sorry, Mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum pregnant ho

May 30 2013

Machhar Marne Ka Tarika

May 30 2013

Machhar Marne Ka Jadeed Or Aasan Tarika. Cheeni Or Lal Mirch Ka Mixture Macchar Ko Dein. Mixture Khatay Hi Wo Pani Ki Talash Main Niklega. Jese Hi Wo Water Tank K Pas Jaye Usay Dhakka Dedo. Wo Bheeg Jayega Or Khud Ko Dry Karne K Liye Aag K Pas Jayega. Usi Waqt Aap Aag Mein Bomb Phenk Dein. Wo Buri Tarha Zakhmi Ho K Hospital Main Admit Ho Jayega. Wahan Aap Simply Uska Oxygen Mask Utar Dein. Macchar Mr Jayega. Thnx Ki Zaroorat Nahi Its Ok.

May 23 2013

Aurat Ko Parde Ka Hukam Hai

KAABA par gilaf is liye hai k pata chale ye koi
aam chez ni MUSALMANO ka Qibla hai
QURAN par gilaf is liye k pata chale ye
koi aam kitab nai ALLAH ki kitab hai
Rozay par chader is liye k ye koi
aam Qaber ni ALLAH k MEHBOOB ki hai
Is liye Aurat ko parde ka hukam hai k
pata chale k ye koi aam Aurat nai MUSLIM aurat hai.
all muslim girl please nikab karo.

May 25 2013

Momo To Misbah Funny Cricket Message

Momo To Misbah : Tu Bohat Acha Fast Bowler Hai Beta Shoaib Akhtar

Misbah : Maaaaaaan Je Misbahhh

Momo : Nae Tu Acha Misbah Nae Hai Kamran Akmal

Misbah : Maan Jeeeeeeee Mera Naam Misbah Hai oor Mein Bowler Nai Batman Hun

Momo : He Shawashyyyy Teri Batting Dekh K To Main Samjhi Thi K Tu Fast Bowler Hai

Misbah : Ufffffff Maan Jeeeeee Aap Ko Cricket Ka Kya Pata

Momo : Khabardaar Jo Mujy Anparh Kaha Tu Nay Zalil Insaan, Mujhy Pata Hai Cricket Mein Jhaaru Say Ball Ko Maartay Hain

Misbah : Maan Jee Jhaaru Sy Nai Bat Sy

Momo : Beta Jesi Teri Batting Hai To Tu Jhaaru Hi Pakar Ly, Koi Ezat To Kama Ly Ga