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May 27 2013

Dhanteras Ki Badhai

Meri Paratna Hai Ke Ye Dhanters Apke Lye Naye Khawab,
Nayi Umeed Aur Kamyaabi Ke Naye Raste Laye,
Aur Apki Life Ko Yaadgaar Lamhaat Se Bhar De.
Apko Aur Apke Ghar Walon Ke
Dhanteras Ki Bohat Bohat Badhai Ho

May 27 2013

Dhanteras Ki Badhai

Meri paratna hai ke Ye Dhanters apke lye Naye Khawab, Nayi Umeed aur Kamyaabi ke naye Raste laye, Aur apki life ko yaadgaar lamhaat se bhar de.
Apko aur Apke ghar walon ke Dhanteras ki bohat bohat Badhai Ho

May 28 2013

Diwali Greetings In Hindi English Or Marathi

Diwali Greetings In Hindi 2011

Jagmag Thali Sajao
Mangal Deepo ko Jalao
Apne Gharo aur Dilo main Asha ki Kiran Jagao
Khushali aur Samridhi se bhara ho apka jeevan
Isi Kamna ke Saath Shubh Deepawali.

Diwali Greetings In English 2011

Paying respects to the gods,
And decorating for them the thali,
This is what the occasion is all about,
This is the spirit of Deepavali….

Diwali Greetings In Urdu 2011

Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside

May 30 2013

Aalu Ne Bhindi Love Message Funny

1 Aalu ne Bhindi ke number
pe fone karke “I love u”
bola,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k
bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main
Slim and Smart..
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or
us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh
sakte ho,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak
akeli hai..
.
.
.
.
MORAL:
“MAT KAR ITNA GURUR
SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO
TERI SADGI PE MARTE
HAIN”.!:)

May 30 2013

Dardnak Qissa

DARDNAK QISSA

1 aunty thi,

Unki 1 beti thi,

Wo apni beti ki bohat care krti thi,

Bal swarti thi,

Poniyan bandhti thi k bachi achi dikhe,

Pr bchi ki aankhein humesha bahr rehti thi

Aisay (0_0)

Aunty ne bohat doctors ko dikhaya lekin wo sahi nhi hui,

Phir aik baba ko dikhaya to wo aik minute me sahi ho gae,

Log bohat heran hue or baba se pocha k apne aisa kia kya tha k wo sahi ho gai?

Baba ne kaha:

MENE SIRF BACHI KI PONIYAN DHEELI KARDI Thi…!

Hahaha

May 30 2013

Fathers Day Jokes

:FATHR :
BETI Tum Mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi
Ab Mujhe DAD kehna Shuru kr dia aisa kun?
BETI:
Come On DaD PAPA kehne se LipStick Kharab Hoti he.

May 25 2013

Sweet Sms

Sweet Sms

This calculation will tell u about ur favourite Personality.

Sath sath solve karna…

Pick 1 favourite no.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9

Then multiply by 3 &

then + 3

& then multiply by 3 again.

Now u wll get a 2 digit number.

ek digit ko dusray digit main add karo & that will b ur favourite pesonality

1. Eienstien

2. Salman khan

3. Ronaldo

4. M Ali Jinnah

5. Brian Lara

6. Shahjahan

7.Tom cruise

8. Allama Iqbal

9. Oh God Its Me M I Ur Favourite personality :-)

Strange but true

Thank you!

May 24 2013

Happy Birthday Pyari Bhabi

Happy Birthday Pyari Bhabi

Meri dua hai ke aap aane wale Saal ke,

12 mahine khush raho,

52 hafte muskurati raho,

365 din khuda aap per shanti rakhe,

8760 ghantey qismat aap ka sath de,

52600 minutes kamyabi aap ke qadam chume

OR

31536000 seconds meri best wishes aapke sath rahain

May 24 2013

A Small Love Story

A Small Love Story
GIRL:
Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?
BOY: Nahi
GIRL:
Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?
BOY: Nahi
Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi
Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho
Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon
Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi.
Mar jaun ga
pagli.

May 23 2013

Ek Piyari Baat

*Ek Piyari Baat.
*Kisi K Sath
*”Piyar”* Sy Mazak Zaroor Karna,
*Magar.
*Kabhi Kisi K Sath
Mazak Se *”Piyar”* Nahi Karna.