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May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 25 2013

Marathi Buddha Jayanti-purnima Text Sms Messages

Buddha Jayanti-Purnima Text Sms Messages In Marathi

Aroghyam Oka Goppa Varam
Santrupti Oka Goppa sampada
Viswassam Manchi Bandhavaim
Happy Jayanti day

Marathi Text Sms

Rang-gandhachya utsavat
Samil hou ya sarejan
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .
Happy purnima day

Marathi Text Sms

Gulabi Thandi
Soneri Prakash
Navya swapnachi navi laat
nave prayatna
nava vishwas
navya yashacha navin dhyas
navin varsh jao jhakas
hap..py purnima and jaya da

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

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<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 28 2013

Diwali Quotes In English Hindi And Marathi

Diwali Quotes In English

O Ram! The light of lights, the self-luminous inner light of the Self is ever shining steadily in the chamber of your heart. Sit quietly. Close your eyes. Withdraw the senses. Fix the mind on this supreme light and enjoy the real Deepavali, by attaining illumination of the soul.

Diwali Quotes In Hindi

Baray hon ya chottay aap
Amma hon ya kisi k baap

Diwali par ho fun non stop
Kisi ko na rokain aap!!

Happy Diwali!!

Diwali Quotes In Urdu

Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

May 24 2013

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

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Anniversary Messages
May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.

Anniversary Messages
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Anniversary Messages
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

May 24 2013

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

Latest April Fool Sms Jokes Wishes Messages And Quotes 2011

1.

31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools

2.

When I call you:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like yoU
3 ring means : I am thinking of yoU
4 ring means : I need yoU
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.

3.

April fool jokes 2010
What is 143?

I love you.
No

I hate you.
No

I miss you.
No

I wish you.
NO

143 means
ONE HUNDRED & FORTY THREE.
April Fool…

May 25 2013

Let Your Spirit Fill With Non-violence

Let your spirit fill with non-violence & Truth
Happy Buddha Jayanti
Or
Happy Buddha Purnima

May 28 2013

Diwali Messages In Tamil And Marathi

Diwali Messages In Tamil 2011

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….
Ana…
Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?!
Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Diwali Messages In Marathi 2011

Swarglok se Laxmi,
Vaikunth se Vishnu,
Kailash se Mahadev, Brahmlok se Brahma
aur Pruthvi se swayam
HUM aap ko advance me Diwali ki shubhkamnain bhej rahe hai.:)