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May 30 2013

Awkward Moment When Mom Says

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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” O my Innocent Son” :D ;)

 

 

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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” Haye mera shareef bacha” :D ;)

May 28 2013

Diwali Sms Quotes For My Mother

Today’s the Festival of Lights all over,
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls,
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers resolving to take better roles,
It seems to be a happy day on Earth,
Because My Mother Also With Me,
Mom You Are Best In the Universe..
Happy Diwali Mom

May 25 2013

True Bravery Is To Arrive Home

true bravery is 2 arrive home…..
fully drunk……
a late night out…..
&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
“hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho”

May 25 2013

Funny Sms On Sachin Tendulkar

Petrol: 71
Sachin: 99
Who will reach 100 first???

Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN SALON KO AB CRICKET MAT KHILAO
Warna Team India aise he haarti rahe gi

May 30 2013

Aalu Ne Bhindi Love Message Funny

1 Aalu ne Bhindi ke number
pe fone karke “I love u”
bola,
Bhindi ne use phone kar k
bura bhala kaha aur boli:
Shut up,
Tum itne mote aur main
Slim and Smart..
Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or
us ne fir itni sabziyan
fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh
sakte ho,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu-Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak
akeli hai..
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MORAL:
“MAT KAR ITNA GURUR
SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..
TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO
TERI SADGI PE MARTE
HAIN”.!:)

May 30 2013

Hindu Festival Sms

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Yeh Ganesh ji ki Murti hai ..
Don’t worry
Forward nahi karna hai..
Pooja karke MOBILE visarjan kar dena..!!

Dec 20 2013

Eak Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho

1 bar jaan mangkar to dekho,
1 bar yad karke to dekho,
1 bar pukar kar to Dekho,
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,
shehzada so gaya hain aur phone silent pe hai..good.night

May 28 2013

Eid Mubarak Sms

Apni ankhen band karke

mera chehra tasawor kren.

Kr liya?

OK

Mubarak ho

AP ne 40 din pehly hi

Eid ka Chand” dekh liya.

EID MUBARK.

Dec 20 2013

In Our Life 6 Things Can Come At Any Time

In our life, 6 things can come at any time:
1:-Love
2:-Friendship
3:-Money
4:-Death
5:-Illness
6. ???
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6:-Susu..Isliye karke sona OK.
“GOODNIGHT”

May 30 2013

Bacha Apni Maa Se

Bacha Apni Maa Se:Mom 10 Rupee Dena Bahir ghareeb Ko Dene Hain

Maa: Kidhar Hai ghareeb?

Bacha:Bahir Khara”KULFI” Bech Raha Hai Garmi Main Bechara…