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May 30 2013

Awkward Moment When Mom Says

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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” O my Innocent Son” :D ;)

 

 

The awkward moment when your mom says.!
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” Haye mera shareef bacha” :D ;)

May 30 2013

The Perfect Son

Fathers Day Greetings

The Perfect Son.

A: I have the perfect son.

B: Does he smoke?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he drink whiskey?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: Does he ever come home late?

A: No, he doesn’t.

B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?

A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Happy Fathers day

May 30 2013

Father To Son

Father to son. Nalaik gulnawaz ki beti ko dekho wo first aai hai.

SON. Aur kitna dekhoon usay dekh dekh kar hi to fail hua hoon.

May 25 2013

Funny Sms On Sachin Tendulkar

Petrol: 71
Sachin: 99
Who will reach 100 first???

Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad hitting sixers all the way.
Mom: Son! that is boost advertisement.

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao
PAR IN SALON KO AB CRICKET MAT KHILAO
Warna Team India aise he haarti rahe gi

May 30 2013

Relationship Of Father To Son

Fathers Day Sayings

If the relationship of
father to son could
really be reduced to biology,
the whole earth would blaze
with the glory of fathers and sons.

Happy father’s day.

May 28 2013

Diwali Sms Quotes For My Mother

Today’s the Festival of Lights all over,
A joyful day for minds and hearts and souls,
And people throng the Temples to offer,
Prayers resolving to take better roles,
It seems to be a happy day on Earth,
Because My Mother Also With Me,
Mom You Are Best In the Universe..
Happy Diwali Mom

May 25 2013

True Bravery Is To Arrive Home

true bravery is 2 arrive home…..
fully drunk……
a late night out…..
&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
“hey mom, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho”

May 30 2013

What Do You Want For Your Birthday

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

May 30 2013

English Funny Sms 2011

Funny Sms In English 2011

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

May 30 2013

Funny Fact Sms

This Funny fact always happen with me:
Study for one Hour-
No One sees.!
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But pick up mobile just 4 a second,
& Mom/Dad enters d room! ;)