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May 30 2013

Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY.:-P:-P

May 24 2013

Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se

Boy:
Xcuse Me

Girl:
Jee Kahiye

Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mothers DAY.:-P:-P

May 24 2013

Aur Ab Hans Kar Apne Fool Hone Ko

Gulab ka phool baag main khil raha hai,
Komal ka phool paani main tair raha hai,
Chameli ka phool chaman main mehk raha hai,
Aur
April ka phool mera sms padh raha hai

Aur ab hans kar apne fool hone ko confirm kar raha hai

Dec 20 2013

Aye Jaan-e-man Tera Hone Laga Hoon

Night Ghazal:
Aye Jaan-e-Man, Tera hone laga hoon,
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Honey laga hoon,

Baki kal abhi main sone laga hoon,
Good Night

May 30 2013

Pappu Hone K Faidy

PAPU hony k faidy

1- Papu ko Hmesha Driver k sath wali seat milti hai

2- Papu ko pathan free chezain daitay hain

3- Papu ko peshawar mein jga jaga 500 ka note gira hua milta hai

4- Papu ko her koi cycle k dandy per bethata hai

5- Papu baghair perhai k pass ho jata hai

6- Papu ko larkian or auntyan bagair poche kiss kar laiti hain.

7. papu kisi ko sms nhi karta sab papu ko karte hain.

Q oye papu?

May 24 2013

1st April Ko Friends Ko Murkh Banane

1st April ko Friends ko Murkh banane ke top 5 tarike,
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Ye pehla tha,
Baki next year…
Happy April fool

May 28 2013

Five Inch Ka Hai

5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun

May 30 2013

Mari Kahani Sms

Nhi yr bat wo nhi hai maine usko pehle

b smjhaya tha k mre sath serious hone ki zarorat nhi,

us ko pata b hai me ksi or mai intrstid hon

or

usko kbhi koi response b nhi diya phir b

u know Us ne mjhe gift b dya hai,

or uski czn ne aj mujhe cal ki,

wo b uske pas bethi thi

Or sb se zada herani mjhe is bat pr hai

K

 

 

 

 

 

log kitne Ghor se pora msg parh rahe

hai k jaise mra koi Secret msg galti se chala gya ho…

Hahahaha:-)

Pakistan k farigh awam.

May 30 2013

Main Teri Maa Hoon

Maa: Beta UK se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna.

Betay ne uk se capsol bhejy or kaha: 1 se ziada nahi khana.

Jb beta uk se wapis aya to dekha ghr me 1 khubsurat larki ghoom rhi hai.

Beta:tm kon ho?

Main teri maa hoon.

Beta:Abba kahan hai?

Maa:Unho ne 2 kha liye thy wo jhooly Me so rhy hein.

May 30 2013

Dear Customer Sms

Dear Customr,

Ab”WAPDA”

Lay aya Naya Packeg.

“5 Ka 55″

Yani her ghnta 5 mint Light jalane

Per 55 mint

“Loadsheding”

Bilkul Free.

Faaidy=

1- mobile charge na hone se balance ki bachat.

2- TV na dekhne se gunhaon se bachne k ziyada imkanat.

3- Bijli jane pr sabr karne! se janat mein jane k ziyada imkanat.

4- Bijli ane pr shukar karne pr ALLAH k shukar guzar bandon mein shumar.

Ye Offr La Mehdood Muddat K Lye Hai

“WAPDA”

“Tum hi to ho”