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May 28 2013

Ladka Ladki Ko Ek Hotel Main

Ladka ladki ko dinner ke liye ek hotel me le gya.

ladki ne khane me bohut mehange item ordr kiye.

ladka:  kbhi baap k sath bhi itne mehange item ordr kiye hai?

ladki: Nahi, Q K papa dinner k baad meri g-a-n-d nahi maarte.

May 23 2013

Jis Ladki Se Sar Ka Dupatta

jis LADKI Se Sar Ka DUPATTA sambhala nahi jata,
Kia khak sambhaly gi teri ghår ki aabro.
Didicate to all boys who like fasion able girls.

May 28 2013

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain,

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

May 28 2013

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath,

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Mathematics samjha rahe the,

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

May 28 2013

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya,

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi,

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga,………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

May 30 2013

1 Admi K Ghar K Samne Gadha

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha

Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia,

“Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len”

Jawab mila “wahin dafan kar do”

us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:

“G Main Dafan karny lga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa to krni thee naa.:-)

May 28 2013

Sri Ram Ji Aapke Ghar Sukh Ki Barsat Karen

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,

Dukhon ka naas karen.

Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.

Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.

Happy deepawali

May 30 2013

1 Moti Aurat Ne Doosri Se Pucha

1 Moti Aurat ne doosri se pucha

Tumhy kabi apne mutaapy ka ehsas hua?

2nd: Han

Jab dhobi ne mere kapry wapas kiye or bola..

Khala g Hum “Tamboo” nahi dhoty:-(

May 30 2013

Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

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Jab wo kisi masi ko apney jesa lawn ka print pehney huey dekhti hai;-).:

hahahaha

May 30 2013

Ladki Ne Namaz Parh Kay Dua Mangi

Ladki ne namaz parh kay dua mangi,

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To Maa ne pocha:

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Tumne dua main kiya manga?

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Larki:

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Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

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Maa:Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

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Larki:muskuraty huay

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!Sam!

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MAA:

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Chal Pagli,

tera itna acha naseeb kahan.