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May 30 2013

Kaisi Lagi Ghazal Baji Dena

“”funny ghazal””

Meri mohabt ko apne dil me dhond lena,

Or han! Aatay ko achi tarha goond lena!

Mil jae agr pyar to khona nai,

Pyaz kat’ty wqt tum rona nai!

Mujse ruth jane ka bahana acha hy,

Thora sa to khila do agr khana acha hy!

Kesi lagi ghazal bta dena,

Aa rha hon mai thori chaaye bna lyna.

May 30 2013

Mana Ke Teri Nazar Mein Kuch Bhi Nahi

Mana Ke Teri Nazar mein kuch bhi Nahi ,

Dost.

Meri Qadar un se poch Jin K Maine PaisEy Dene Hain.!
(‘,’)/
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Labde
Phirde Ne ….

May 30 2013

Tum Ek Hafte Ke Liye Class Set Out

Ek Student: Miss aap ke brazer ki 1 patti nazar aa rahi he,

Miss: Tum ek hafte ke liye class set out,

2sra Student: aap ke brazer ki dono pattian nazar aa rahi hein,

Miss: Tum 1 mahene ke liye class se out,

Miss ka pen neche gira uthane ke liye jhuki to pappu uth kar class se jane laga miss ne pochha Tum kahan ja rahe ho

pappu: Miss Mene jo dekha lagta hai Meri taleem mukammal ho gai he.

May 30 2013

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghoonghat Mein Q Kara Jata Hai

Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghoonghat mein Q Kara jata hai..

Socho…

Socho

Nai pata

Taake kisi k mun se yeh na nikal jaye ki

“abe yeh to meri wali thi”…:

May 30 2013

Aik Bacha Park Mai Bench Pe Betha

aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
pas bethi 1 orat boli:
jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
boy:
nahi,
wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

May 30 2013

1 Lrki Janat Mein Gai To Farishton Se Boli

1 Lrki janat mein gai to farishton se boli

“meri shadi kisi molvi naal hi karayo.”

farishta:”sabr kar lay Bibi…

pehly kisi molvi nu janat vich aan te de”…?

May 30 2013

Lady Doctor Se

Lady Doctor Se:

Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Malaym, Soft

OR Sensitive hai

OR, Mera Rang B Bohat gora hai

Mein Raat ko kya Laga kar Soya karun?

Doctor:

“KUNDI”

Dec 20 2013

Raat Bhar Jagta H00n Main

Raat Bhar Jagta H00n Main Aik Aisay Shaks Ki Khatir
Sahir
Jissay Din K Ujaalay Mein Bhi Kabhi Meri Yaad Nahi Aai.