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May 30 2013

Vishu Sms Messages Greetings 2011

Vishu Sms Messages Greetings 2011

Vishu is the Malayalam New Year as per the Kolla Varsham calendar. Wish all Malayalis a Happy New Year with Vishu SMS. Malayalam New Year SMS greetings and Happy New Year wishes in Malayalam. Get the latest and the best Vishu SMS Greetings for Free. Vishu – The Kerala New Year is celebrated by Malayalees. Send your Mallu friends Vishu SMS and Happy New Year Mobile text Messages in Malayalam.

Vishu Sms Messages
Kanikkonnayude suwarna varnavum.. Vishuppakshiyude shabda madhuryavum.. Kanivellariyum Kanakaabharanangalum.. kannimangayum nelkkathirukalum.. kanikandunaran itha oru vishukkalam koodi… ellavarkkum,, Hridayam Niranja Vishu Ashamsakal

Vishu Sms Messages
kanninu kulirai kanikkonnayum ,,kulir kattil ilakiyadum arayalilakalum,, thengolathumpil kooduneyyum thookkanaam kuruvikalum,adhithiyayethum vishupakshiyalum ,anugraheethamaya,malayalathinte swantham VISHU….. eevishuvinu kaineettamai ente hridayathil ninnum oraayiram ashamsakal…

Vishu Sms Messages
Meenachudil vendhurukiyum
Venal mazhayil nananju kuthirnum
Oru bottle madhyathinay njan
Biverage-il ‘Q’ ninnu thalarumbol
Ninakay nerunnu changathy…
Nurayiram “VISHU ASAMSAKAL”.

Vishu Sms Messages
Niraparayum Nilavilakum Grama Bangiyum Manasil Sookshikunna Oro Malayalikum Ormikkan Oru Vishu koodi… Ente Hridayam Niranja Vishu Aasamsakal!!! H@ppy V!shu to all of my familly members friends

May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 30 2013

Latest Gudi Padwa Sms And Ugadi Messages Wishes 2011

Latest Gudi Padwa Sms And Ugadi Messages Wishes 2011

1.
New Gudi Padwa sms and ugadi Wishes 2011

This Ugadi, Gudi Padwa may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Ugadi, Gudi Padwa

2.
New Gudi Padwa sms and ugadi Wishes 2011

Happy Ugadi to all my friends.Ugadi is the New Year’s Day for the people of Andhra Pradesh and also for the Telugu people all over the world.so on that Day enjoy with ur friends, once again i wish u Happy UGADI

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Ugadi and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

3.
New Gudi Padwa sms and ugadi Wishes 2011

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning. Happy Ugadi, Gudi Padwa.

4.
New Gudi Padwa sms and ugadi Wishes 2011

May this Ugadi bring you new spirit
new beginning
and new prosperity
Wishing you happy Ugadi .

May 24 2013

Anniversary Text Sms Messages

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May 24 2013

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu, English, Hindi Jokes, Sms, Messages and Poetries

1.
april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

2.
april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

3.
april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Messages In Hindi Urdu And English

advice sms messages in hindi urdu and english

 

urdu advice sms 1.
Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faiday k liye chahtay hain
Sirf 1 ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!

 

english advice sms 2.
“Be prepared and some day your chance will come”
Always be the reason
of someone’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.

 

hindi advice sms 1.
1 Shaks Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para.
Raste Me UsneNa Fajar Ki,
Na Zuhr Na Aser Na Maghrib Na Eshaa Ki Namaz parhi
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nai Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bheji.
Tune To 96 Sajde Nai Kiye Wo B Adam K Rab Ko.

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Msg Qoutes Collection In Hindi Urdu English

latest advice sms advice messages hindi urdu and english

advice sms 1.

Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.

Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…

 

 

advice sms 2.

It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.

 

 

advice sms 3.

WHEN U TRUELY
CARE FOR
SOMEONE…
YOU DON’T LOOK
FOR FAULTS,
YOU DON’T LOOK
FOR ANSWERS,
YOU DON’T LOOK
FOR MISTAKES..

INSTEAD YOU
FIGHT THE
MISTAKES,
YOU ACCEPT
THE FAULTS,
AND YOU OVERLOOK
THE EXCUSES…

Dec 19 2013

Good Morning Sms Hindi

*”Always”*
Welcome A New Day With A
*”Smile”*
On Ur
*”Lips”*&
*””*”Good”*””*
*”Thoughts”*
*In Mind*

*GOOD MORNING*

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May 30 2013

Latest Ugadi And Gudi Padwa Marathi Sms Wishes And Messages 2011

Latest ugadi  and gudi padwa Marathi sms wishes and messages 2011


Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

Happy Ugadi to all my friends.Ugadi is the New Year’s Day for the people of Andhra Pradesh and also for the Telugu people all over the world.so on that Day enjoy with ur friends, once again i wish u Happy UGADI

Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Ugadi and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.

Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. Happy Gudi Padwa, Ugadi

Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

One year gone
One new year comes
It happened so
And it’ll always be so
But you can make it a better one
Happy Ugadi 2011

Gudi Padwa sms And Ugadi Wishes

The festivals are being celebrated with great zeal and fervour across the country.
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and President Pratibha Patil have also wished the country people on the auspicious occasion.Happy Gudi Padwa

May 29 2013

Eid Ul Adha Sms Messages In English 038 Urdu

Eid Ul Adha Sms Messages Urdu

Dastuk di kesi ne
Kaha kushiyan laya hoon
Inbox choota na per jae, itni duain laya hoon
Naam hai mera SMS
Aap ko advance me EID Mubarak kehne aya hoon

Eid Ul Adha Sms Messages English

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK