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May 30 2013

Maa Beta Sms

MAA : Beta kya kar rahe ho..?

BETA : Parh rha hu Maa..

MAA : Excelent ! Kya parh raha hai meri Jaan …?

BETA : apni Jaan k messages,ammi jan :-D

May 25 2013

Jai Durga Maa Jai Kali Maa Jai Laxmi Maa

Jai durga maa
Jai ambe maa
Jai gauri maa
Jai kali maa
Jai laxmi maa
Jai saraswati maa
Jai katyayani maa
Jai maa ke samast roop
May God bless You, live a happy peaceful life.
Happy navratras

May 25 2013

Jab Maa Peshani Choom Ke Kehti Hai Jeete Raho Beta

( Love ) Kya Hy ?

Jab MAA Peshani Choom K Kehti Hy”Jeety Raho Beta”

Jab BAAP Kehta Hy “Beta Ghar Jaldi Aa Jana”

Jab Behen Mera Kaam Karne K Bad Kehti Hy K “Meri Shadi K Bad Kon Karega Tmhare Kaam”

Jab Barra Bhai Kahy K “Tujhe Pasand Hy Chal Rakh Le Mein or Kharid Longa”

Jab Chota Bhai Kahy “Ye Dekho Bhai Acha Hy Na 1 Tmhara 1 Mera”

Jab Dost Kahy

“Tension Na Le Mein Hon Na”

Ye hy Pyaar Real Love

Khobsurt Rishty.

May 30 2013

Main Teri Maa Hoon

Maa: Beta UK se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhejna.

Betay ne uk se capsol bhejy or kaha: 1 se ziada nahi khana.

Jb beta uk se wapis aya to dekha ghr me 1 khubsurat larki ghoom rhi hai.

Beta:tm kon ho?

Main teri maa hoon.

Beta:Abba kahan hai?

Maa:Unho ne 2 kha liye thy wo jhooly Me so rhy hein.

May 30 2013

Maa Beta Jokes

Larka (burqay wali ko cherte hue)

Jahan sabzi wahan Dalda

kesi ho meri Khalida

Burqay wali: Ghor se dekh manhoos na dalda na khalida ma hoon teri Walda..

May 30 2013

Ek Bacha Rotey Hove Apni Maa Se

MODERN CHILD

Ek Bacha Rotey hove: Apni Maa Se

Papa Ne Muje Kiss Nahi Kia

Maa:Beta aap Ne “ABC” Nahi Sunai Hogi…?

Beta:To ap kon sa roz “ABC” sunati hO..

May 30 2013

Insan Ki 5 Maa Hoti Hein

Insan(Ki .5.MAA

Hoti hn

1apKi apni maa

2NANI MAA

3DADI MAA

4SAAS-U MAA

5wo jis

K

Bary Me

AMMI Raat Ko Kehti hn

Ye 12bajay Teri Kon si MAA ka fone ata hai.

May 30 2013

Thekedar Ka Beta

THEKEDAR Ka Beta:

Papa Mujhe Ek Bhai Aur Chahiye Aaj Aur Abhi

Papa:

Beta is Kaam me 9 Mahenay Lagtay hain

BETA:

Papa Aap to THAKEDAR ho

20,25 mazdoor Laga do.

May 30 2013

Allah Ke Naam Pe Day Do Beta

Fakeer: Allah kay naam pe day do beta

Boy: Mauf karo baba

Fakeer: Kuch to day do beta

Boy: Acha aisa karo ye jo sms parh raha hai issi ko lay jao

May 30 2013

Latest Funny Jokes

Beta: Ammi kya pasand ki shadi karny sy ghar waly naraz ho jate hain?

Maa: Tu yakinan kisi churail k chakar main hoga,
or ye sub tujhy usi daaien ny kaha hoga,
ye aaj ki larkiyan to bus larkon ko phansany main lagi rehti hain,
jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayen,
beta in sy bach k rehna ye bohat makkar or meesni hoti hain or inka to khandan bhi….

Beta: Ammi aisa kuch nahi wo to abbu bta rahy thy k ap dono ki pasand ki shadi thi.