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May 24 2013

A Small Love Story

A Small Love Story
Kiya Main Tumhain Pyari lagti hon ?
BOY: Nahi
Kiya Tum Mere Sath Rehna Chahatey ho ?
BOY: Nahi
Agar Main Mar jaon to Tum Roo gey ?
BOY: Nahi
Larki Bohot Udaas ho gayi Usey Bohot Dukh howa Or Woh Roney lagi
Larkey ne Usey Apne Pas kiya Or Kaha
Tum Pyari Nahi. Bohot Khubsurat ho
Main Tumhare Sath Rehna Nahi. Balkey Jeena Chahata hon
Agar Tumhain Kuch ho gaya to Main Roun ga Nahi.
Mar jaun ga

May 30 2013

Aqal Bari Ya Bhains

1 Pathan Se kisi Ne Pucha: Aqal Bari Ya Bhains.?

Pathan thori Dair Sochnay k Baad:

Hum ko Pagal Mat Samjho,

Pehlay 2no ki Date Of Birth Batao…

May 24 2013

Is Your Name Google

A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for ..

May 30 2013

Classical Bezati

=Classical bezati=

Boy 2 girl during fight:

Mujh se panga na lena maen shair ka bacha hoon


aik bat bta!

shair ghar aya tha ya anti jungle gai thi? :-D

May 28 2013

Janu Mere Mu Me Dalo

GIRL:Janu mere mu me dalo me chusongi

BOY:Nhi agr tm kha gae to me kia kru ga?

GIRL:Tm Dosri kulfi Le Lena

Maza Awami Kha Badami

teari soch harami

May 28 2013

Jaano Meray Mun Mai Daalo

Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi

Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga?



Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

May 28 2013

Poora Under Gaya

BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch…… haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha

May 24 2013

A Nice Pick Up Line

A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google.?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for ….

May 28 2013

Double Meaning Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

girl- aj mat dalo
boy- kyo?
girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut
dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi
or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe
lagata hai ye


May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?