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May 30 2013

Cham Cham Kar Di Chandni

Cham cham kardi Chandni,

Tim Tim kardy Taaray,

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Koi V Nai SmS krda,

“pehn day waleemy” Te tur gay Saray.

May 25 2013

Funny Cricket Jokes On Misbah Ul Haq

Misbah Ul Haq Cricket Joke SMS in Urdu on Pakistani Cricketer Misbah Ul Haq

 

Maan ki Respect!

Aik bacha gali main cricket khail raha tha, us ne shot lagai, jis se parosi ke ghar ka sheesha toot gaya, Bache ki Maan ne bahar aa kar pyar se bache se kaha,
Beta aram se khela karo,
Uske baad bache na poori zindagi shot nahi lagai, Aaj us bache ko dunya
Misbah ul Haq ke naam se janti hai

 

 

Ek larki thi diwani si
IMRAN FARHAT pe wo marti thi,

Chori chori chupke chupke
ABDUL RAZZAQ ko sms karti thi,
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Nazrain ghuma k, sharma k
UMAR AKMAL se batain krti thi,

Kabhi kabhi zulfain bikhra k
Awais Zia se hansa karti thi,

Kuch kehna tha shayd us ko
Umar Gull se, per younis khan se janay Q darti thi,

Per aik din mili wo MISBAH ko akele mai aur

kaha k ?

Bhai,
Free hit pe b koi tuk tuk krta hai

–Feel kar misbab bisti ho rahi hai….chor de hamari jaan–

 

 

Mishab ul Haq jaan deyo,
Hun saadi waari aan deyo

From Real T20 Players

 

 

Concept Of CRICKETERS

AFRIDI: Do Or Die
SEHWAG: Do Before U Die
DRAVID: Don’t Die Until U Do &
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MISBAH: Do Tuk…. Tuk….Tuk… Tuk…. Until The Bowlers Die

May 30 2013

Dulha Suhaag Raat Ko Dua Maang Raha Tha

Dulha suhaag raat ko Dua maang raha tha

“Ya ALLAH, mujhe taaqat aur tajarba atta kar..”

Dulhan boli:

Tu sirf taaqat ki Dua kar, tajarba mujhe boht hai.:-)

May 30 2013

Dil Aur Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq Hy

Dil or duniya me srf itna frq hy k is dunya me bahut log rhte hy…or

Is dil me

Srf

Ap

Ki

Bhabhi rhti hy .

Har jagha khud ko mat gusaya kro..

May 28 2013

Diwali Sms Messages In Kannada 2012

  • e jay, cir
    I daivika habbavannagi nalivu mattu santo?a
    Sasvatavagi nivu suttuvaredive.
    Me santoa,
    I rtuvina taruttade endu,
    Nim’ma jivanada prakasamanavagide
    Mattu, var?ada bhavisutteve
    Nimage adra taruttade mattu,
    Ella nim’ma pritiya kanasugau puraisiko uvudu!
    Hyapi dipavai….
  • May the joy, cheer,
    Mirth and merriment Of this divine festival
    Surround you forever.
    May the happiness,
    That this season brings,
    Brighten your life,
    And, hope the year,
    Brings you luck and,
    Fulfills all your dearest dreams!!!!
    Happy deepavali….
  • Nanna jote..
    1 – Hrdaya…
    2 – Kaugau
    7 – Liar rakta
    206 – Bons
    4.5 – Miliyan kempu kaagau
    60 -  riliyan D.N.A.s…
    Ella nivu bahaa bayasuva
    Nivu mallu deepavali…
  • With my..
    1–heart…
    2–eyes
    7–liter blood
    206–Bones
    4.5–million red cells
    60–trillion D N A.s…
    All wishing you a very very
    HAPPY DIWALI To You…
  • Sab ki farmaish se tang huye hai,
    Bablu guriya ke papa ji,
    Patni to sir chadh kar bole,
    Kabhi na kahati aao ji,
    Ab bhaag na sakate papa ji,
    Jo theka liye rakhwali ka,
    Aayaa tyohaar diwali ka,
    Happy Dipavali 2u..
May 30 2013

Friendship Messages

Dil Agar “CPU” Hota To Sabhi Yaadon Ko “SAVE” Kar Sakte,

Dimag Me Agar “PRINTER” Hota To Khayallo Ka “PRINT OUT” Nikal Dete,

Dhadkan Me Agar “PEN DRIVE” Hoti To Zindagi Ka Back Up Le Lete,

Man Me Jo “BLUETOOTH” Hota To Baton Ko Transfer Kar Lete,

Aankho Me Jo “WEBCAM” Hota To Tasviro Ko Receive Kar Sakte,

Kaash….
ZINDAGI Bhi Ek “COMPUTER” Hoti To Use Bhi Restart kar lete…!

May 24 2013

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page:
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Ishq Aik Phool Hai Jis Ka Beej Dard Aur Iski Zameen Almiyaa Hai.. Jab Tak Is Sar-Zameen Par Na-Kaami Ki Barish Na Ho, Na Beej Phoot’ta Hai, Na Zameen Baar-Aawar Ho Kar Fassal Deti Hai.. Ishq Ki Mairaaj Khud-Faramoshi Hi Se Haasil Ho Sakti Hai…
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10 SAAL BAAD:
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Diary Ka 1 Aur Page:
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Gobhi 1 Kilo,
Tematar Adha Kilo,
Dhobi Ka Bill,
Bachchon Ki Fees,
Sink Ki Jaali,
Mortein (Cockroach Wala),
Aalia K Pamper,
Qarshi Ispaghol,
Panadol (2 Packet),
Saas Ko Call,
Nasreen Khala Ko Birthday Wish,
2 Burger (Anday Wale),
Blue Band,
30 Rupe Ka Easy Load

May 25 2013

Chand Raat Sms Chand Mubarak Sms

Chand Raat Sms, Chand Mubarak Sms

Suna nhi

me hr

jga

nzar agaya

hon

“chand mubark” :-)

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Chaloo Abb Jaldi Say Aankhain Kholo,
Main Kab Tak Hath Main Pakar Kar Khara Raho ga
Payle Shuro Main Darad Tu Ho ga,
Phir Ahista Ahista Acha Lagne Lagay Gaa,
Aur Doctos Sahab Nay Bhi Tu Kaha Hay Na,
Rozz Dalwate Rehna,

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Kia Bhala?

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“Appni Eyes main Drops”

Phir Sari Chand Raat Enjoy Karna

Chand Raat Mubarak Ho | Aur App ki Family Ko Bhi Chand Raat Mubarik Ho…

May 28 2013

Diwali Sms Wishes In Telugu

  • Pūla tīpi vāsana,
    Raṅgula śrēṇi,
    Dīpāvaḷi, ikkaḍa undi
    Manduguṇḍu vinipistundi,
    Kovvottulanu veligistāru uṇṭāyi,
    Pillalu, plē
    Prejeṇṭs, ivvabaḍḍāyi
    Mēmu, dēvuḷḷanu prārthistāru
    Dīpāvaḷi ikkaḍa undi.
  • Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se…
    Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
    Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
    Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
    Happy Diwali My Hearty Prayers For You that ….
    leads you on the road of Success.
    A Bliss from Inside
  • Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
    kisi ne is par dali,
    kisi ne uspar dali,
    hum ne jis par nazar dali,
    uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
    Happy Diwali wish you HAPPY DIWALI
May 30 2013

Pagal Sms Jokes

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!”

1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye aur us ka elaj ho gya.

Dr: AB KYA KRO GY?

Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga.

Dr: Very Nice! Phir kya kro gy?

Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga,

Un ka birthday mnaon ga,

Nekr aur Shirt gift ayegi.

Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?

Pagal: Un ki Nekr sy Elastic nikalon ga,

phir

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Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga..