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May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 30 2013

Smoking Effects Lips

Smoking effects Lips,

Drinking Effects Liver

Girls Effects Heart

But The Most Danger One Is STUDY,

It Effects BRAIN.

Direct Coma …. : D

Avoid it..

May 30 2013

Love Is A Sensation

Love is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

Apr 27 2013

Larki Wo Chaand Nahi Honi Chaiye

LARKI wo Chaand Nahi honi chaiye Jisy Har Koi
Be-Naqaab Dekhy,
BaLky
LARKI wo Sooraj Honi chaye Jisy Dekhte hee AankhEn Jhuk Jayn
4wd 2 sweet girls!.

May 25 2013

Dating Tips 2011

13 tips to help keep a girl

1. Keep your promises!!! if you say ur gonna call her on Wensday call her on Wensday even if it kills u!
2. Be honest, girls hate being lied to
3. Tell her exactly how you feel dont hold back; she’ll love it
4. If she seems tired kiss her and say shes beautiful
5. Trust that she will be faithful to you
6. When you go in for the first kiss go SLOW dont scare her
7. Anything romantic you want to say to her dont say it over the phone or email say it to her in person it will mean so much more to her
8. When you want to tell her I love you, say it to her while looking into her eyes
9. Hug her from behind with your arms around her waist
10. Tip her chin up with your finger to kiss her
11. Be romantic for no reason
12. Understand that shes not always going to agree with you
13. Don’t cling to her, she wants independence

May 30 2013

Aftr Engagemnt

Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!

Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . :-D

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May 25 2013

Dating Tips In Urdu Hindi And English 2011

2011 Dating Tips In Urdu Hindi And Englis

1. be nice to everyone (including animals), not just your crush. Girls notice these things.

2. Make excuses to talk to her. She’ll appreciate that you’re going out of your way to talk to her. (I.e. ask her ‘what time is it?’ to borrow a pencil or pen etc.)

3. When asking her out, don’t be afraid of her saying no, if she does, chances are she won’t be mean about it. But even if she doesn’t like you right now, she IS flattered that you’re paying attention to her. We all love to be noticed. She may say yes at a later time. Ask AGAIN

4. If you have a girlfriend, include her in your life, don’t exclude her. If you play sports, ask her to come to one of your games and meet the team. Introduce her to your family. Do things that YOU like to do, except, with her. She wants to be a part of your life, not watching in from the outside.

5.Innocently touch her whenever you can. If your nervous, try starting out by touching her arms or shoulder when you talk or when you’re walking. See how she reacts and go further if you get the ‘all clear’.

6. हम सभी को प्यार आश्चर्य है, वे हमें विशेष और प्यार लग रहा है. मैं पार्टियों यद्यपि नहीं कहा. यदि आपका एक आश्चर्य पार्टी की योजना बना, मित्रों और परिवार से पूछना यदि वह पहले सामान की तरह पसंद करता है.

7. चापलूसी स्वीकार्य है, और सराहना की. लेकिन सिर्फ अगर तुम यह मतलब है. उसके बारे में सूचना छोटी चीजें है, बस नहीं कहता सभी समय ‘तुम सुंदर हो’. अगर वह अपने बाल अलग पहनता है, उसे बताओ कि तुम इसे पसंद है. अगर वह जूते की एक नई जोड़ी हो जाता है, उन्हें नोटिस. इसके अलावा, उसके व्यक्तित्व चापलूसी.

8. सब के बाद. सिर्फ उसे प्यार करता हूँ और उसे तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ. कि सभी वह सचमुच चाहता है. को प्यार और प्यार.

May 23 2013

Naughty Advice Sms

ADVICE 2boyz

2 type ki girls k piche na bhago

1 jsky piche me hu q k wo tujko kabi ni milegi

2 jiske piche me ni hun

q k jo mujh se ni pasi wo tujse kya pasegi

May 23 2013

Jis Ladki Se Sar Ka Dupatta

jis LADKI Se Sar Ka DUPATTA sambhala nahi jata,
Kia khak sambhaly gi teri ghår ki aabro.
Didicate to all boys who like fasion able girls.

May 24 2013

Larki Wo Chaand Nahi Honi Chaiye

LARKI wo Chaand Nahi honi chaiye Jisy Har Koi
Be-Naqaab Dekhy,
BaLky
LARKI wo Sooraj Honi chaye Jisy Dekhte hee AankhEn Jhuk Jayn
4wd 2 sweet girls!.