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May 28 2013

Sri Ram Ji Aapke Ghar Sukh Ki Barsat Karen

Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,

Dukhon ka naas karen.

Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.

Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.

Happy deepawali

May 30 2013

1 Admi K Ghar K Samne Gadha

1 admi k ghar k samne gadha mara parha tha

Us ny Municipal Committe ko phone kia,

“Mere ghar k samne gadha mara para hai uthwa len”

Jawab mila “wahin dafan kar do”

us aadmi ko ghusa to boht aaya per tahammul sy bola:

“G Main Dafan karny lga tha magar marhoom k bachon ko itlaa to krni thee naa.:-)

May 25 2013

Ye Mera Ghar Hai

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l__[]__l_!
Ye Mera Ghar Hai

Bech Ke Balance Dalwa
Lo
Hum Road Pe Reh Lenge

Magar Tumhare SMS Ke Bagair
Nahi.!

May 30 2013

Funny Song Sms

Black pure Black

My Black is sweet heart,,

Get out the white,,

I, myslf is the cable of silverBlack pure Black !

Kuch samjh aayi??English aapko samjh aa b kesy skti hy!!

To

Phir samjho

Kala shah kala

Mara kala ha dildar

Goryan nu paraaa karo

Main, aap tilly di taar

kala shah kala!:D :-)

May 23 2013

Tumhari Aurtein

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daaman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..

May 30 2013

Jesa Karo Ge Wesa Bharo Gay

Teacher:Koi 1 story sunao with Moral.

Pathan:1Din Hum un k Ghar gaya Wo Soya hwa tha,

Pir 1Din wo Hmare Ghar Aya Hm Soya hoa tha

Moral:Jesa karo ge wesa bharo gay:

May 30 2013

1 Admi Ke 3 Dost Thy

1 admi ke 3 dost thy

3no doctor thy

2 pagal ty

1 ko samjh ni thi

Jis ko samjh ni thi

Us k 3 hosptal thy

2 band thy

1 kholta ni tha

Jo kholta ni tha

us me 3 fans thy

2 band thy

1 chalta ni tha,

Jo chalta ni tha,

us ko 3 mechank k pas le gye

2 ko kam ata ni tha

1 se hota ni tha

Jis se hota ni tha

Us k 3 shagird thy

2 aty ni ty

1 ghar me rehta tha

Jo ghar me rehta tha

Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis k 3 dost thy

Mre b 3 dost the 2 pagl hogy or 1 abi hojay ga.

May 30 2013

Husband In Sasural

Husband in sasural:

Begum I want 2 kis u

Wife: Abu ka ghar hai mujhe sharam ati hai

Husband:Te Mery peo dy ghar nu Kanjar khana samjhea e .

May 23 2013

Pak-daman Raho

Suno Payare Bhaiyo
Imaam Shafi farmatay hein

Pak-daman raho,
Tumhari aurtein pak-daaman rahein gi.
Be-shak Zina qarz hai,
Agar Tu ne isay liya to adayegi tere ghar walon (Maa, Behen, Bivi, Beti) se ho gi.

Aye shakhs!
Agar Tu aqal-mand hai to iss ko jaan le bus.
(Jo Zina krta hai wo apne GHAR ki taraf RASTA deta hai)..

May 24 2013

My Life Happy Birthday

On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of Pure Love Appeared To Be My Gift …
My Present And My Future You…!!!
I Am Very Thankful For All The Joy You Bring Into.

My Life Happy Birthday