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May 28 2013

Ladka Ladki Ko Ek Hotel Main

Ladka ladki ko dinner ke liye ek hotel me le gya.

ladki ne khane me bohut mehange item ordr kiye.

ladka:  kbhi baap k sath bhi itne mehange item ordr kiye hai?

ladki: Nahi, Q K papa dinner k baad meri g-a-n-d nahi maarte.

May 28 2013

Ladki Garam Karne Ka Tarika

Ladki garam karne ka asan tarika
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Ek bada microwave oven lain,

Aura ladki ko us main rakh kar oven on kar dain….

Khud he garam ho jaye gi..

May 28 2013

2 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Aik Saath

2 Ladke 1 Ladki ko aik saath,

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Mathematics samjha rahe the,

Ap khud socho ladki ko kya samjh aye gi.

Aur iske baad

Ye bhi socho

Ke tumhari soch kitni gandi hai….Har waqt gande msgs chayien tumhain

May 28 2013

Sardar Ne Sikh Ladki Ka Rape Kar Dya

Sardar ne Sikh Ladki ka rape kar dya,

Ladki rape ke baad: Main Rola pawan gi,

Sardar: Rola te main pawan ga,………Uton sikh te thalon Shave…..

May 30 2013

Ladki Ne Namaz Parh Kay Dua Mangi

Ladki ne namaz parh kay dua mangi,

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To Maa ne pocha:

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Tumne dua main kiya manga?

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Larki:

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Wohi maanga jo aaj kal har khoobsurat larki ke khwahish hy,

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Maa:Aakhir kiya maang liya kuch pata to chale?

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Larki:muskuraty huay

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!Sam!

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MAA:

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Chal Pagli,

tera itna acha naseeb kahan.

May 30 2013

Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Sab Se Ziyada Kab Dukhta Hai

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Jab wo kisi masi ko apney jesa lawn ka print pehney huey dekhti hai;-).:

hahahaha

May 30 2013

Ladki Aur Coffee

Ladki aur Coffee me hamesha 6 qualities dekho : 1. Hot ho
2. chocolaty ho
3. tez ho
4. meethi ho
5. 2 minute me taiyar ho jaye
6. Raat ko sone na deti ho.

May 24 2013

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page

Ladki Ki Diary Ka 1 Page:
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Ishq Aik Phool Hai Jis Ka Beej Dard Aur Iski Zameen Almiyaa Hai.. Jab Tak Is Sar-Zameen Par Na-Kaami Ki Barish Na Ho, Na Beej Phoot’ta Hai, Na Zameen Baar-Aawar Ho Kar Fassal Deti Hai.. Ishq Ki Mairaaj Khud-Faramoshi Hi Se Haasil Ho Sakti Hai…
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10 SAAL BAAD:
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Diary Ka 1 Aur Page:
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Gobhi 1 Kilo,
Tematar Adha Kilo,
Dhobi Ka Bill,
Bachchon Ki Fees,
Sink Ki Jaali,
Mortein (Cockroach Wala),
Aalia K Pamper,
Qarshi Ispaghol,
Panadol (2 Packet),
Saas Ko Call,
Nasreen Khala Ko Birthday Wish,
2 Burger (Anday Wale),
Blue Band,
30 Rupe Ka Easy Load

May 24 2013

Ladki Ko Haseen Banaya

Aye Khuda,

Tu Ne

Ladki ko haseen banaya,

Khubsurti di,

Resham jaise baal,

Hirni si aankhain,

Gulab se hont

Pyar bhara dill

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Lakin

Phir ye Zuban

Ne sab kuch kharab kar dya….:p :D

May 23 2013

Jis Ladki Se Sar Ka Dupatta

jis LADKI Se Sar Ka DUPATTA sambhala nahi jata,
Kia khak sambhaly gi teri ghår ki aabro.
Didicate to all boys who like fasion able girls.