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May 30 2013

Difference Between Wife And Saali

What is the difference b/w wife and saali? 

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duty,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat photi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..:p

May 30 2013

Pregnant Wife Sms

80 year old man: Dr meri 20 sal ki wife pregnant hogai mujhe yaqin nahi arha

Doctor: Ok 1 qisa suno.

1 shikari shikar pe jata ha lekin galti se gun ki jga umbrela lejata ha.

Samne se 1 sher ajata ha.Shikari umbrela nikal k goli chala deta ha sher mar jata ha

Old man: Imposible,kisi or ne mari hogi.

Doctor: Exactly!

May 30 2013

Wife Bv Aur Begum

Wife

BV

aur

Begum

main kiya

Farq hai.???

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“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”;)

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“Ye hindustan, india or bharat ki trha 1 hi Dushman k 3 Alag Alag naam hain.

May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 24 2013

Agr Main Sahi Faisla Kerta To

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata.

May 25 2013

Husband In New T-shirt

IPL FEVER

Husband in new t-shirt,
Jaanu mai aaj kaisa lag raha hoonn,
Wife busy in watching ipl..
Husband-janoo batao na..
TAB TAK NEONE HITS A SIX..
N WIFE SHOUTED—- CHHAKKAA……:P

May 24 2013

Shadi Ki 14th Anniversary

Shadi ki 14th ANNIVERSARY pe HUSBAND gehri soch mein tha.

Wife: Kya soch rahay ho?

Husband: Yad hai,
Jub tumharay abbu ne date pe pakra tha,
Or kaha tha,
Ya to meri beti se shadi kro,
Ya 14 saal k liye Jail jao,

Wife (smiles): Yes

Husband: Agr Main sahi faisla kerta to,
ajj Azaad ho jata.

May 28 2013

Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Se

“Ae Mere ALLAH”

Aaj Ke Din K Sadqe
Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Se,
Dheron Khushian,

Kushada Rizq,
Umr-E-Daraz,
Achi Sehat,
Kamil Eeman,
Bandagi Wali
Zindgi,
Or
Apni Raza!
Apne Rasool (S.A.W) Ki Mohabbat,

Ye Sub Mare Payare DOST Ko Ata Farma

{Amin SUM Amin}

May 23 2013

Jab Bismillah Nazil Hui To

Jab
“BISMILLAH” nazil Hui To Badal Mashriq ki Simt Doray,
Hawaen Sakin Hogaen,
Samandar Josh Me AGaya,
Shetano ko Asmano Se Pathar Mare Gae,
Or
ALLAH PAK Ne Farmaya:
“Muje Meri
Izzat-0-Jalal ki Qasam!
Jis Cheez Pe “BISMILLAH” Parhi Gai Mai us Me Barkat Donga.
Subha. Bakhair. Have a nice day. With lot of prayars.

May 28 2013

Happy Diwali Sms In Marathi

  • agna eba krud’dha,
    Raga sage barna,
    Debi syana,
    Grea haa tara k?udha. 

    Tara hate Machete,
    Tara abhilaa e Slashing,
    Tini kona koa jane,
    Eba pra?a calaa ya’o badha.

    Tini bujhate parena na,
    Papi ba santa,
    Tara misana ina kharapa ya’o badha,
    Tini tara sanyama hari eche.

    Eba tarapara tini kono kichura upara alocana,
    Ea ki? Tini nicera dekhaa,
    Tara bhaabaha ya’o se tara palanakartara khumje,
    Alasa tara a?guli adha, mithyabadi.

    Grea ki se samparke sucita kara haa tara apamana,
    Tara mahana unmattata sale tini ekai’o na am?ca chila,
    Ea tara tarjana garjana thamate kapardi praojana,
    Tini ki se kaja kareni tara jihba kamaaa.

    Eba e’ibhabe amara janate pari ye mahana Maa kali,
    Lajjita hacche andhabhabe agnisarma jan’ya, anutapi
    Tini nijedera madhye du’i pakera jan’ya ghora,
    Amadera sathe bhala o kharapa batila karara cea karachena.

    Ta’i prati bachara amara tara puja,
    Prati bachara amara amadera tara betana srad’dhajñapana,
    Eba e’i bhabe” kali puja” ,
    Eba upara jan’ya ba?asera ya?a.

  • Deep Jalty jagmgaate rahen,
    Deep Jalte jagmgaate rahen,
    Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahen,
    Jabb-takk jindagi hai, dua hai hamari
    Aap Chand ki tarah jagmgaate rahen..
    Happy Diwali…