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May 25 2013

Agar Pathan Bewaqoof Hote Hein To

Pathan Hai to Pakistan Hai

Dear friends!
Agar PATHAN bewaqo0f hote hen to:

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ka phla prime minister
“LIAQAT ALI KHAN” na hota.

1 bewqo0f
cricket world cup jetne wali team ka captain
“IMRAN KHAN” or “YOUNAS KHAN” na hota.

1 bewaqo0f
pakistan ko atomic power nhi bna skta
“DR.ABDUL QADEER KHAN”

Aik bewaqo0f
37 balls pr100runs ka world record nhi bana skta
“SHAHID KHAN AFRIDI”

1 bewaqo0f
kbi Nishan-e-haider nhi pa skta
“KARNAL SHER KHAN”

1 beqo0f
squash ka world champion nhi ban skta
“JAHANGIR KHAN & JANSHER KHAN”

Respect our PATHAN brothers.
(pathan hai to pakistan hai)

May 30 2013

My National Life

National Sister – Mamta
National Amma – Jaya
National Statue – Mayawati
National Girl Friend – Deepika Padukone
National Tension – Salman Khan Marriage
National Child Croketeer – Parthiv Patel
National Salesman : Sharukh Khan
National Bird: Tandoori Chicken
National Desire : Sunny Leone
National Soft Spoken : Dolly Bindra
National Struggler : Abhishek Bacchhan
National Khel : Ludo
National Judge : Archana Puran Singh
National Wait : 100th Ton Of Sachin
National Robot : Manmohan Singh
National Guest : Kasab
National Passtime: Playing cards (Tansh) curtsy — Gurmeet Anand
National Expression : LOL …. any more feel free to add ;)

May 25 2013

Sweet Sms

Sweet Sms

This calculation will tell u about ur favourite Personality.

Sath sath solve karna…

Pick 1 favourite no.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9

Then multiply by 3 &

then + 3

& then multiply by 3 again.

Now u wll get a 2 digit number.

ek digit ko dusray digit main add karo & that will b ur favourite pesonality

1. Eienstien

2. Salman khan

3. Ronaldo

4. M Ali Jinnah

5. Brian Lara

6. Shahjahan

7.Tom cruise

8. Allama Iqbal

9. Oh God Its Me M I Ur Favourite personality :-)

Strange but true

Thank you!

May 24 2013

My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me

Boy : My Girlfriend broke up with me
and sent me
pics of her with her new boyfriend .


… ‘


Friend : Really Bad ,
What did you… do ?




Boy : I sent those pics to her Dad..:D

May 30 2013

Zubaida Aapa Ki Paheliyan

Zubaida Aapa ke Totkon ki Shandaar Kamyabi ke bad ab paish hai,
Zubaida Aapa ki paheliyan,
Wo konsa Khan hai jo Pathan nahi?
.
.
.
Daster khan

May 24 2013

New Wedding Style Facebook

New  wedding style
.
Molvi.
do u agree 2 chnge ur FACEBOOk status  4rm single  2 Married?
Boy!
Yes!yes!yes
Girl!
YES!YES!YES
Molvi!
U r now HUSBAND N WIFE?
U may now upload ur wedding  pics n dont 4gt me to tag.

May 30 2013

Lrka Rishty K Lye Lrki K Ghr Gya

Lrka rishty k lye lrki k ghr gya,

lrki k Walid sb: beta kya naam ha?

Lrka: je Salman

Walid: mashallah! kitna prha ha?

Lrka: je MBA kiya ha

Walid: bohat khoob! kahan rhty ho?

Lrka: je defence mein

Walid: mashallah mashallah! kya krty ho?

Lrka: je WAPDA me job krta hun

Walid: Utthh kuttey dya putra

May 30 2013

Hospital Sms

lipat k mehboob ke bahou m aysa josh aya

wah khan g

phr abu ny dakha aur ayub medical complex m hosh aya

ohy ami mar gya aba be ek jaga ni banda mar dala hy myre janooo bachao..

Gahr¥ $umañdar

Hamé$ha khamø$h

Høt¥ haìñ

May 30 2013

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha lamha waqt guzr jay ga

Kuch hi dno men tra “rezult” ae jae ga

Dua kr ly beta

Tu koi Amir khan ni jo

All is Wel kh kr top kr jae ga.

4 all studnts..$

May 30 2013

Funny Sms On Sahir Lodhi

Naam: Sahir Lodhi

Jins: Khawaja Sara

Walid ka Naam: Shahrukh Khan

Shankhti Alamat: Kolhey per sigrit ka nishan,

Tareekh Badaish: 1st April 1969

 

Jiss ko mile 100 Jotey maar kar bhaga dain..

Shukria