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May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

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<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak

May 24 2013

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu, English, Hindi Jokes, Sms, Messages and Poetries

1.
april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

2.
april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

3.
april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

May 30 2013

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Urdu Hindi And English Funny Text Sms Messages 2011

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Police: 15
Time Check: 14
Love: 143
Fraud: 420
Muslim: 786
Cigarette: 555
Bear: 500
Mobilink: 300
James Bond: 007
aur
DON:
0300-8075699

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Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!

May 30 2013

Jokes In Urdu

کنجوس دوکان پر:

بھائ صاحب ایک روپے کا ایزی لوڈ کر دو.

دوکاندار: اتنا لوڈ کرا کے کال کرو گے یا میسج ،

کنجوس:کرنا تو کچھ نہیں بس ایسے ھی پیسے اڑانے کی عادت ھے.

May 30 2013

Funny Jokes In Urdu

Teri Mohabat main sub kuch bhula diya hey Dost,,,

Yaqeen naa Aaye tou dekh lo..

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A 4 Cat, B 4 Apple, C 4 Ball ;-)

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 24 2013

April Fool Sms Wishes Jokes And Messages

Latest April Fool Sms, Wishes, Jokes And Messages

1.

Sardar got into a bus
on 1st April
when conductor asked
for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and
said april fool.
I have pass.

2.

The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.

So if u dont mind..
Can I sell you?

3.

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R

May 24 2013

1st April 2013 Text Messages

Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket.
He Gave Rs.10/-
And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool.
I Have Pass.

May 23 2013

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

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Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.  So love the people who treat you right.  Love the ones who don’t because you can.  Believe everthing happens for a reason.  If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.  If it changes your life, let it.  Forgive quickly.  God never said life would be easy.  He just said it would be worth it.