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May 30 2013

Exams Are There

Exams are there
At the paper we stare
The answer is nowhere
Which makes us pull our hairs
The teacher make us glare
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20yrs



We Don’t Care…:D

May 30 2013

Chanda Mama So Gaye

EXam’s song by Munna bhai:

“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

May 30 2013

Wo Subah Ka Alarm

==YADAIN==

w0 SuBah ka alaRm,

Phir b ankH khuLay Late..

w0 Yar0 Se ShuGal,

AttEnDenCe BoLna Late..

W0 FreE PeRiod Ki aAs,

0r cHoti c BrEak..

W0 PapEr Ki TeNsi0n,

0r KarNa time WaSte..

Wo Tukkay sE sahi JAwab dena,

Or frnDz Se keHna

“0 Yar U KnOw I’m gReat”

Wo paRhe baGhair tEst deNa,

Aur nUmber twEnty main se eiGht..

Wo cHutti k waQt mAsti,

Aur bAg ka thora sa weiGht..

Isi lye to keHte hain STUDENT LIFE

iS gReaT..:-)

May 30 2013

I Love U Application Sms

To,

The jan , I Love You.

Subject:Teri yaad

Dear jan,

I am the student of your heart.I beg 2 say that I m really mising u.

Mera jee nhi lag raha jan tumhary bina.

So kindly send me

sweet SMS.I shall b very thankful 2 u…

Ur Lover.”

May 30 2013

Exam Funny Sms

Exam Funny Sms

LIFE OF A STUDENT
Wallet hai paisy nai,
lecture hai attendance nai,
mobile hai balance nai,
frnds hein grl frnd nai,
exams hn tension nai,
parhna hai mood nai!

May 30 2013

Funny Excuses

Principal:

Y r u late…?

All ur classfellows came to class in time…!

Student:

Group bana ker tou kutte ate hain Sir…!

Sher hmesha akela ata hai.

May 30 2013

Engineers Day Sms 2011 Messages

Engineers Day Sms Messages in English
Centuries ago people who sacrificed their
sleep, food, laughter & other joys of life
were called “SAINTS”
Now they are called ENGINEERS…
Happy Engineers Day!!

Engineers Day Sms Messages in Hindi
Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain

Engineers Day Sms Messages in Hindi
An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
Knowledge hai,
4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
Tere Paas Kya Hai?
Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.

May 24 2013

Larka Larki Or Nafsiyat

Eik Larke Ne Eik Khubsorat Larki Ko Akelay Cafe Main Betha Dekha
1 Ghanta Ghorne Ke Baad Akhir Woh Larki Ke Table Par Gaya Aur Kaha
“Kia Main App K Sath Baith Sakta Hun.
Larki (CHILAI):
Nahe Main Aaj Raat Tumhare Sath Nahe Guzaar Sakti.
Cafe Ke Sub Log Larkay Ko Dekhne Lage Tu Wo Sharminda Ho Gaya.
Kuch Mints Ke Baad Larki Chal Kar Is Ke Table Par Gai Aur Is Say Mafi Mangi. Aur Kaha Ke Main NAFSIYAT Ki Student Hun Aur Parh Rahi Hun Ke Log Sharminda Hone Ke Baad Kaisa MEHSOOS Karte Hain.
Larka (CHILAYA)
KIA? 10 Hazaar Rupay Eik Rat Ke Lo Gi ? Sab larki ko dekine lage
Larka ahista Se bola le Ab MEHSOOS Kar.

May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 30 2013

Happy Engineering Day Poems

Engineering College Student:

Rehne Ki Yahan Sabki Aukat Nahi Hoti
Bina Beer Aur Daaru Ke Yahan Raat Nahi Hoti
Ye Engineering College Hai Mere Dost
Yahan Bina Maa Bahan Ke Bat Nahi Hoti.