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May 24 2013

April Fool Urdu English And Hindi Sms Message Jokes

Collection Of April Fool Urdu, English, Hindi Jokes, Sms, Messages and Poetries

1.
april fool sms in hindi

Attendence..
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ??
Ullu Button dabana band kar
teri baari hai
attendence lagwa.

2.
april fool shayri sms text messages

Qaum Bani Fool

Sab ko majboor bana ker chora
Apna dastoor bana ker chora

In siyasat ke peshwaon ney
Qaum ko fool bana ker chora

Siyasat Khappe Khappe

3.
april fool sms in hindi

Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!
aur aaj fir “itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,
sab prabhu ki leela hai”
* April Fool *

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

Advice Sms Jokes 2011

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Advice Messages

Dear agar ap kisi insan ko check karna chahte hain keh wo kesa hai to usse 3 halton main check kijiye.
1. usse ghuse main dekhiye.
2. uss ke sath safar kar ke dekhiye.
3. uss ke dost dekhiye.

Advice Messages
Never tell your problems to anyone except the 1% people . Who genuinely love u, because 20% people don’t care and othr 79% people r glad tht u have problem.

Advice Messages
With money you can buy a house but not a home; a clock but not time; a bed but not sleep; a book but not knowledge; see a doctor but not good health; buy a position but not respect; blood but not life; acquaintance but not a friend.

May 23 2013

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

Latest Funny Advice Sms 2011

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Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is long and in the end its only with yourself.

Advice Funny Jokes
The Journey of LIFE is travelled only once!
So,
Make TAUBA for Past,
SHUKR for Present
&
DUA 4 the Future
Bcuz Dua is the Only Element that Changes TAQDEER.

Advice Funny Jokes
Don’t run ahead of God. Let Him direct your steps. He has plans. He has time. God’s clock is never early nor late. It always strikes on time.

Advice Funny Jokes
Life is too short to wake up with regrets.  So love the people who treat you right.  Love the ones who don’t because you can.  Believe everthing happens for a reason.  If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.  If it changes your life, let it.  Forgive quickly.  God never said life would be easy.  He just said it would be worth it.

May 24 2013

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

Anniversary Sms Jokes 2011

Anniversary  sms, Anniversary  messages, Anniversary  jokes, Anniversary  wishes,Anniversary  sms messages, Anniversary  text sms, Anniversary  text messages, Anniversary  text wishes.

Anniversary Messages
May love continuously rule your relationship,
as you rule each other with patience and care.
Wishing you a lifetime of wonderful years together.

Anniversary Messages
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

Anniversary Messages
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Messages In Hindi Urdu And English

advice sms messages in hindi urdu and english

 

urdu advice sms 1.
Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faiday k liye chahtay hain
Sirf 1 ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!

 

english advice sms 2.
“Be prepared and some day your chance will come”
Always be the reason
of someone’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.

 

hindi advice sms 1.
1 Shaks Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para.
Raste Me UsneNa Fajar Ki,
Na Zuhr Na Aser Na Maghrib Na Eshaa Ki Namaz parhi
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nai Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bheji.
Tune To 96 Sajde Nai Kiye Wo B Adam K Rab Ko.

May 24 2013

April Fool Messages And Jokes Sms Exclusive Collection

Fresh April Fool Urdu Hindi And English Messages And Jokes Sms Exclusive Collection

1.
Relationships are precious

Just a friendly reminder on april fool,
Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April.

2.
A study has proved

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

3.
CUTE persons

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.

4.
Happy april fool day

Yar ma na suna ha k 32 march ko minar pakistan gira rhay hain.
.
.
.
.
.
Magar yar 32 march to hota hi nai.
Happy april fool day.

May 24 2013

April Fool Sms In Urdu

Anti April Fool sms message in Urdu

Quran Majeed main Irshad hai,
Jhoot bolne walon per Allah ki lanat hai,
1st April ko jaan bhooj kar jhoot bola jaye ga, Aur Jhoot bol kar khushi manai jaye gi,
Matlab Khuda ki lanat per bhi Musalman khushi manayin gain.
Khudara jitna ho sake ye msg har kisi behje aur musalmano ko jhoot bolne se rakain.
Shukria

 

Anti April fool sms msg in Urdu Font

قرآن مجيد ميں ارشاد_ربانى هے. جهوٹ بولنے والوں پر الله كى لعنت هے

يكم اپريل كو جان بوجھ كر جهوٹ بولا جائے گا اور جهوٹ بول كر خوشى منائى جائيگى،
يعنى خدا كى لعنت پر بهى مسلمان خوشى منائيں گے،
خدارا جتنا هوسكے يه ميسج هر جگه پہنچا ديں اور مسلمانوں كو جهوٹ بولنے سے روكيں.
شکریہ

May 23 2013

Advice Sms Msg Qoutes Collection In Hindi Urdu English

latest advice sms advice messages hindi urdu and english

advice sms 1.

Six Rules 2 B Happy…
Free Yr Heart From Hatred
Free Yr Mind From Worries
Make Yr Life Simple
Expect Less From Others
Give More 2 Others
Always Have a True Friend Like Me.

Before You Speak-Listen!
Before You Write-Think!
Before You Spend-Earn!
Before You Criticize-Wait!
Before You Pray-Forgive!
Before You Quit-Try!
Before You Die-Live…

 

 

advice sms 2.

It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.

 

 

advice sms 3.

WHEN U TRUELY
CARE FOR
SOMEONE…
YOU DON’T LOOK
FOR FAULTS,
YOU DON’T LOOK
FOR ANSWERS,
YOU DON’T LOOK
FOR MISTAKES..

INSTEAD YOU
FIGHT THE
MISTAKES,
YOU ACCEPT
THE FAULTS,
AND YOU OVERLOOK
THE EXCUSES…

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”

May 29 2013

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu English 038 Hindi

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In Urdu

(,”)      (__),,=._____
<) (\,,,,\’,’/ “   :. : )\
j j          ! !””””! !

Hat Jaao Takkar Lag Jaey gi.

FARAZ apna Qurbani ka Bail Ghuma raha hai.
:-)

Bakra Eid Funny Jokes In English

EID (‘.’)
is *==))==*
coming _/ L

who ever want to wish me eid,
please stay on this line,

(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)(‘.’)
>)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >)) >))
LL LL LL LL LL LL LL

please don’t push each other,

which person ll be left behindtoday,
tomorrow i’ll give them chance to wish me eid.

Bakra Eid Funny  Jokes In Hindi

Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka

Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak