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May 28 2013

The Most Favorite Of Women

It is said that meethi  eid is basically the most favorite of women and kids as women buy new dresses, jewelry, put mehndi on their hands, and cook delicious food, while kids love to collect eidi, and eat sheer khorma. Eidi is a main attraction of eid especially for kids which elders give to younger people and it is mostly in the form of cash. Friends, and relatives visit each other and have good time together. Family and friends also invite on lunch or dinners which doubles the charm of eid. It won’t be wrong if we say that eid is a colorful event which is full of happiness.

Dec 19 2013

Jab 5 Seconds Ki Muskurahat Se Photo

Assalam-o-Alaikum

**gOOd~mOrNing**

>>Aaj_ki_Ache_Baat<<

Jab 5 seconds ki Muskurahat Se

Photo Achi Ho Sakti hai

tau

Hamesha Muskurany Se Zindagi Achi kyon nahi ho sakti…?

:-) So,Always keep Smiling:-)

May 25 2013

New Dating Tips For Women 2011

Ltest Dating Tips For Women 2011

1.Always look great, whatever your income. Gorgeous hair and some lipstick with rags will still turn his head. You have the advantage. You are the woman. Look your best as you could meet a potential Mr. Right anywhere at any time.
2.Never reveal information you don’t have to. An enigmatic woman drives men wild.
3.Keep dates brief, but your men interested. Less is always more.
4.Try and stay in shape and involve some fitness regime at a gym. However much you hate it, your Mr. Right loves your body as much as your mind.
5.Let your man pay. If he is interested, he is interested enough to ensure you eat well and get home safely in a cab.
6.Ensure you receive flowers. If he doesn’t know what a florist is, dump him.
7.Never ever sleep with a guy until he has fallen for you. Sex early in your dating game plan will ruin everything.
8.Always keep a guy waiting and never turn up early. It is a lady’s perogative.
9.Never be available when he wants you to be. Never be at the end of a phone when he calls and always let him leave a message or two first before replying.
10.If he is available Tuesday, you are available Thursday.
11.Weekend shopping trips with girlfriends are sacred and not available for dates.
12.Keep your man standing on quicksand by shifting landmarks and goalposts constantly.
13.Ensure you are a good kisser. Men will walk away if you cannot kiss. Practice on a mirror if you have to.
14.Never ever talk about previous boyfriends, particularly their prowess in the bedroom. Your ex-boyfriends are your business only.

May 24 2013

Relation Between Man And Women

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

May 25 2013

Latest Dating Tips For Men 2011

Dating Tips For Men

1. Look your best. Get some decent clothes and shoes. Women always look at your shoes, even if you last checked your Nikes in 1996. Get clothes that fit you, suit you and are contemporary. Don’t just buy one outfit, sort out your entire wardrobe. Buy a nice tailored suit, there is no excuse not to. If you can’t take care of yourself, how are you going to take care of her?

2. Sort out your hygiene and styling. Go down to the barbers and clean up your hair, getting it styled if possible. If you don’t have much hair, still get down to the salon, maybe get your head shaved. Or just get a regular shave, a professional shave will leave your face looking and feeling great. Then it is off to the shops with you for good quality cologne and a grooming kit. Men are so often criticized for smelling bad. Get into a regular showering routine so you will always smell fresh and clean. Women appreciate it.

3. Learn to dance even if you have two left feet. Women love to dance and it puts you two in close contact. It is also romantic and sexy. You can be the world’s worst dancer, I don’t care. But if you stay seated when she is on that dance floor you may as well not exist. Try joining salsa and ballroom classes. You don’t need to be Travolta but you should have an idea of the basics of rhythm. Get started today.

4. Start listening and stop talking. Keep your date interested but don’t turn into a one-man circus. She will bore of you quickly because she wants to talk about herself too. Listen to things she tells you about her and remember them. Women love to chat so you need to learn to listen to her. Remembering things she told you will impress her even more.

5. Do not extol the virtues of drinking in the bar 5 nights a week. This will never win any fair princess’s heart. If you spend all your time boozing with the boys, it’s time to take a step back and pick up some more productive habits. Taking your lady for a drink is fine, especially if you take her to get cocktails at a nice lounge, but give them the impression that you live there will get you absolutely nowhere fast.

May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 24 2013

April Fool Messages Jokes Exclusive Collection 2011

Fresh April Fool Messages Jokes Exclusive Collection 2011

1.

Hey you Know,
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck,
otherwise just tell April Fool.

2.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!

Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

“Happy April Fool Day”

3.

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO

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2

3

4

5

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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of Year !2011!

May 30 2013

Funny London Olympics 2102 Sms Jokes

Women’s Tennis Is A Really Rough Sport, Especially On The Goalies. Think About It, They Have To Go Through 3 Periods With Only 2 Pads!! Haha Get It?

 

What Do The Leafs And Raptors Have In Common? Niether One Can Play Hockey!! Haha Get It?

May 30 2013

Teej Wishes And Greetings

Hats off to all the women who starve themselves for the long and prosperous live of their husband.
My heartiest wishes to the womenfolk.

May 24 2013

Marriage Is That Relation

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.