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May 28 2013

Dirty Sms

Dirty Sms In Urdu Hindi And English

Dirty Sms
Pain of missing a harami friend is realized,
when u r alone watching a gang of sexy girls & u don’t have anybody by your side to say:
“O tri Figer Check Ker yar”

Dirty Messages
Miss: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Student: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Dirty Quotes
Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things:
One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in hell.
The other is that sex is the most awful,
filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.  ~Butch Hancock

Dirty Sayings
A nuclear weapon of some dimension,
whether it’s actually a nuclear weapon,
or a dirty bomb, or some kind of radiological device.
Yes, I think it’s probably a near thing.

Dirty Jokes
Once a doctor got a telephone call in the middle of night. The caller sounded very excited.
“Doctor, please come at once. My wife is in great pain and I am sure it is appendicitis”, he said.
The doctor assured him that there was no need to panic. “I will come in the morning.”
The man protested, “But doctor, my wife is really serious.”
The doctor replied, “I took out your wife’s appendix two years ago. She can not have another.”
The caller protested, “That is alright doctor, but now I have got another wife!”

Dirty Poems
The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I

Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do

Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine

I didn’t know how
but I tried my best
to place my hand
on her breast

I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart

And when she did
I felt no shame
as all at once
the white stuff came

At last it was finished
it’s all over now,
it was my first time
to milking a cow.

Dirty Poetry
Women Lib!
When men are born, the mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When men are married, the brides get the presents and the publicity.
When men die, the widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to get liberated from?

May 25 2013

Sms Application

Lagta Hai SmS K Liye Aplication Likhni Parhy Gi,

Theek Hai Ye Bhi Kar Lete Hain…

To, The Masroof Parson I Beg To Say That I Am Waiting For Your SmS and I Am Sad Without Your SmS.

So, Kindly Send Me Only 200 SmS… Your’s

Lovely Friend

Name Will Be In Your Mind & Heart..*

May 25 2013

Jab Main Chahta Hoon

Jab main chahta hoon k khuda say baat karon
to main Namaz parta hoon,
Aur jab main chata hoon k khuda mujh se bat kare
to main Quran parta hoon,
(Hazrat Ali R.A)

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May 25 2013

Yuvraj Singh Broke The Heart Of Pakistanis

(Yuvraj Singh broke the heart of Pakistanis who prayed for him)

Yuvraj Singh calls Pakistani bowlers ” Pie-chuckers ”
In his recent tweet To KP this is what he said
“Peter bhaiya bara mar rahay ho pie-chuckron ko Ajj kal”
So guys, this is what he has to say? We Pakistanis have been praying for his good health..
Afridi was right that We Pakistanis have Big Heart.

May 25 2013

Cute Sms 2011

Cute sms 2011

The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

May 25 2013

Dating Tips In Urdu Hindi And English 2011

2011 Dating Tips In Urdu Hindi And Englis

1. be nice to everyone (including animals), not just your crush. Girls notice these things.

2. Make excuses to talk to her. She’ll appreciate that you’re going out of your way to talk to her. (I.e. ask her ‘what time is it?’ to borrow a pencil or pen etc.)

3. When asking her out, don’t be afraid of her saying no, if she does, chances are she won’t be mean about it. But even if she doesn’t like you right now, she IS flattered that you’re paying attention to her. We all love to be noticed. She may say yes at a later time. Ask AGAIN

4. If you have a girlfriend, include her in your life, don’t exclude her. If you play sports, ask her to come to one of your games and meet the team. Introduce her to your family. Do things that YOU like to do, except, with her. She wants to be a part of your life, not watching in from the outside.

5.Innocently touch her whenever you can. If your nervous, try starting out by touching her arms or shoulder when you talk or when you’re walking. See how she reacts and go further if you get the ‘all clear’.

6. हम सभी को प्यार आश्चर्य है, वे हमें विशेष और प्यार लग रहा है. मैं पार्टियों यद्यपि नहीं कहा. यदि आपका एक आश्चर्य पार्टी की योजना बना, मित्रों और परिवार से पूछना यदि वह पहले सामान की तरह पसंद करता है.

7. चापलूसी स्वीकार्य है, और सराहना की. लेकिन सिर्फ अगर तुम यह मतलब है. उसके बारे में सूचना छोटी चीजें है, बस नहीं कहता सभी समय ‘तुम सुंदर हो’. अगर वह अपने बाल अलग पहनता है, उसे बताओ कि तुम इसे पसंद है. अगर वह जूते की एक नई जोड़ी हो जाता है, उन्हें नोटिस. इसके अलावा, उसके व्यक्तित्व चापलूसी.

8. सब के बाद. सिर्फ उसे प्यार करता हूँ और उसे तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ. कि सभी वह सचमुच चाहता है. को प्यार और प्यार.

May 28 2013

Ya Enu Bitha Ya Menu

chalti bus may jagha na milnay par 1 larki ko baba je
nay goud may bitha lia.
kuch dair baad larki khari hoi aur gussay say boli
“ya enu bitha ya menuu”

May 25 2013

Tujhay Fursat Kahan Hai

“Tujhay Fursat kahan hai hum ghreebon say milnay ki
wo hum hain jo har waqt tere milnay ki dua kartay hai”.

May 28 2013

The Most Favorite Of Women

It is said that meethi  eid is basically the most favorite of women and kids as women buy new dresses, jewelry, put mehndi on their hands, and cook delicious food, while kids love to collect eidi, and eat sheer khorma. Eidi is a main attraction of eid especially for kids which elders give to younger people and it is mostly in the form of cash. Friends, and relatives visit each other and have good time together. Family and friends also invite on lunch or dinners which doubles the charm of eid. It won’t be wrong if we say that eid is a colorful event which is full of happiness.